To be clear I am not American besides being born here my dads side is Scottish and british and my moms is bosnian/croatian and french

And she starts mocking me in this trump impression and I almost yelled at her like ****8ng hamilton or something idk but I knew if I did that we wouldn't go to the lake so I just stood there while she mocked for being american and I almost cried because I'm not even american

And then my face just got redder and redder and my dad was mocking me too and they were saying that it was so very american of me to want to ****ING DESTROY A TEEPEE IM SORRY IM A DESTRUCTIVE TEEN WERE YOU NOT YA LITTLE ***** like I cant AMERICAN PEOPLE DIDNT EVEN INVENT DESTRUCTIVENESS

Oh yeah they did

And in the morning she WOULD NOT ****ING SHUT UP ABOUT being cold in the morning like you were in you're nice little insulated tent, and your fancy north face heated down blanket and I was in the stupid ****ing 2 dollar Walmart sleeping bag ****ING freezing to death with a tent that is not waterproof in the rain. Yeah Emma. YOU were cold.