Hello? Hello hello? Hi! I just wanted to record a message for you.. to.. you know. Help you get settled in on the first night. I actually worked in that office before you- finishing up my last week now as a matter of fact. I know it can be overwhelming but I'm here to say there's nothing to worry about! So.. let's just focus on getting you through your first week. Hm.. let's see there's an introductory greeting from the company I'm supposed to read.. legal things you know. Uhh.. welcome to burger King, a magical place for kids and grownups alike, we are not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage has occurred, a missing persons report will be filed within 90 days, or until the property has been thoroughly cleaned and bleach, and the floors Have been replaced. Now that might sound bad I know- but there's really nothing to worry about. Uh. The king here DOES get a bit.. quirky at night..

But do I blame him? No! If I had to sit there and deal with little brats all day, I'd be a bit irritable at night too

Just be aware, the guy does tend to WANDER A BIT. He's left in a kind of.. free roam mode at night. Something about his servos locking up if they get turned off for too long.. he used to be able to walk around during the day too! But then there was the. Grimace shake of '23... yeah...

Erm actshually all the fast food restaurants used to live in harmony........... but mcdonal ruint it...

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