ONCE A YEAR WE CELEBRATE WITH STUPID HATS AND PLASTIC PLATES THE FACT THAT YOU WERE ABLE TO MAKE ANOTHER TRIP AROUND THE SUN!! Okay, I'm not singing that. Too lazy. Anyway... Happy birthday brudda! My favorite brudda, my favorite duck, my favorite Sonic fan, my favorite gay boi no homo, and my favorite no homo sex slave! You're the freaking best stinkin' brudda I could have and I don't know just how I can put that in a copy paste! You're a brudda to me forever, and I needed to give you something for your birthday. Fight me in Smash if you want it, brudda, but you have to be Sonic. Okay, I won't make you kill me for a birthday present, but I will give you something later today. I know what I'll get you...later. I gotta poop right now. Anyway, have a happy birthday, brudda!! <3 no homo And if you're wondering about the original birthday present I wanted to give you, you can thank the fact that it's ME trying to make it.