Shade notices your oc walk-in and you can tell he has been drinking again, but just to mess with their brain made REALLY lewd sounds and gave them this innocent look

WWYD?

oh and yea this can go anywhere really

"not at all MAYBE a bit tipsy"

"How about no?~"

*licks her neck*

*laughing as he chugs a bottle of vodka*

"I WAS DRINKING THAT!"

>:) "suffer the consequences" *he grabbed her waist and lightly bit her neck*

*he licked her chest still holding her waist*

*laughing cause he won✨*

*looms over her* "don't be so sure about that Short-Stack~"

*growls and slips into the shadows disappearing*

*casually reappears chugging another bottle of vodka* >:3

>:) "you wanna deal with that again?~"

"kinky~"

"what's rest?- never heard of it"

"give me a good reason hot-stuff~"

"nah I'm good~"

"tell me what to do and I'll screw you"

"was that really necessary?" >¦T

"It was a damn joke yeesh"

"and you don't win yet~"

"fear the wolf-dog~"

"Why not sweetheart?~"

"Is that so?~"

"show me why you don't fear the wolf-dog that I am then~"

"ah yes but I'm a furry~"

"S-Sil not so-Ahh~"

*he started laughing*

"nah just a bit tipsy and having fun"

"what's with the Sutter, do you like when I say things like that?~"

"Is that so?~"

"now I have so many~"

*casually grabs a bottle of vodka and just downs it*

"how about no short-stack~"

"heh, I might as well be a tree with how harsh someone can damage me yet I still stand"

"but that don't matter anyways how are you?"

"that sounds oddly sus"

"sureeeee"

"nah I'm good~"

"eh only slightly tispy Puf~"

F*ck I meant Vanta qwq))

kk)) *he made another lewd sound*

*he was laughing somewhat*

"Ahh~ P-Puf~" *he was laughing*

"Ahh~ d-don't s-stop!~" *he was laughing hard at this point*

*he was just laughing at this point and stopped making lewd sounds*

"YES IT IS!"

"Yes it was"

"yes it is~"

"yep"

"yes"

*lightly nibbles her hand* "yes"

"Yes~"

"Make me~"

*looks at the duck tape* "I'm not a masochist sorry"

*starts laughing*

"it was a joke"

"and a messed up one at that"

"hah I'm bad"

"oh so you think I'm bad too?~"

*laughing*

"HaH nO-"

*makes another lewd noise*

*makes more lewd sounds*

*blep*

*he blushed even more semi-bamoozled*

*Shade got a very smug look on his face and grabbed Kai's waist*

*he lightly bit Kai's neck*

*Shade laughed slightly*

*He let go of him and started laughing*

*Shade just laughing*

*poof he gone*

*reappears in his wolf form his hat on and was slightly laughing**

*barks at Kai*

"hehehe I am wolf"

"fear the wolf"

"why not?"

"I can become scary"

"okay easy" *he got on his hind legs to be about 10ft tall and growled a very low loud growl, his fur went on, end his mouth was frothy from him growling and he loomed over Kai seeming like a stranger*

*He got back on all four paws, snapped his jaws at kai snarling, baring his teeth, his mouth now dripping foam from growling and snarling, his eyes were partially closed his pupils the shape of slits, he was looking kai dead in the eyes challenging him*

*his stare was a hard cold stare, he took a step towards Kai still growling and snarling, his teeth bared*

*he growled as he backed into the shadows disappearing completely*

*he gone*

*probs in the woods somewhere*

*Casually in his furry form his trench coat on leaning againt a tree asleep it the woods*

*he woke up and snarled and grabbed kai and pretty much yeeted him off his fur on end his ears up listening to see if there was any danger thinking he was about to deal with a fight and then realizing no one was around and he just hurt Kai*

*Shade walked up to kai looming over him* =^ "you okay Kai?"

"you bit me while I was sleeping and didn't know you were the one that bit me cause that is what wolves and other predators do to kill, they bite their opponent's neck and try to get a vital vain in your neck that if punctured your dead why do think so many animals have dense fur and quite a bit of fat on their necks"

"didn't feel like being killed and eaten sorry"

*backs away from Kai*

*blushing bean makes a run for it*

*terrified blep*

"NOPE!" *poof*

*at a bar drinking feeling traumatized*