O I meant “nOpe >:3” but pressed send accidentally

oh wait u already saw...welp...im stupid

*cough wait what XDDD????*

WHAT DO YOU WANT BABE I'M RIGHT HERE

hon why did you call me

oh, well of course I still love you, it's just that

I don't know if

you know

I'm still, really,

into frobs

not like that way, but what we're doing now

it's fine, but

you know

sweepob, I don't want you to feel offended, but

valentine's day is tomorrow, and

I guess,

sweepob,

I LOVE YOU <3 <3 <3

Oh silly! Why would I ever?

You may not be the brightest, but you certainly are the dirtiest.

You lying little poop bag.

This is all a scheme, isn't it? All you want is to be internet famous with a purple lipstick frog.

That's right. I'm tired of faking being in love with you, you big septic tank of a frob.

You're just a gift. A "heartbroken" gift.

And guess what? I'm back with Chad. At least HE knows how to be HONEST with a gal.

You can say "OH I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU LOLLIPOB" all you want. It's over. I'm done. No more twists-and-turns, our story's over.

Hon, am I being delusional?

Okay. I just feel a little overwhelmed, you know.

Why am I crying... oh Sweepob

Sorry, I just tried to piece everything together in all the wrong ways...

What did I call you?

OH... I called you a septic tank... oh my god...

Okay. Okay.

Haha, you're so silly Sweepob, I want to be just like you

Okay. Sure. Hey Sweepob, I'm glad you're here.

Sweepob... oh there, you're alright

I'm just scared that we can't tape ourselves back together after what I said :(

Haha, you're lollipop's not that dirty anymore :)

Excuse my grammar if you will

Hey, hopefully you don't believe what I said about Chad. I just said that to offend you. I love everything about you Sweepob, and NO ONE can replace you.

Happy Valentine's Day, Sweepob :)

Aww, if I didn't know I'd get trans-dimensionally mutilated I would kiss you right now :)

Let's just boop our chins

*boops*

*smiles back, with chocolate on lips* I lob you too

Sweepob, I think that we can take this relationship a little further.

No, Sweepob, I just wanted to show you...

*pulls out meat scepter*

Are you okay with this?

It's kind-of-like a staff, made from chicken.

Say "I do."

It is a custom amongst frobs to be engaged under the divinity of a meat-scepter

We are not the first, but certainly are not the last.

May our descendants and theirs to follow happily live a life of happiness and serenity.

May we forever be happily united, two frobs in love, until the end of the Earth(4).planet

I was thinking somewhere between 467-470

You know, I had this most peculiar idea that you wanted to... do the do?

We already did. SAY HELLO TO MILBERT!!!

I can do it :)

OH MY GOSH HEY BARNEY!!!

GENOPOB, OH THIS IS SO WONDERFUL!!! I'm gonna let them finish screening up Milbert, I'm so excited to share him with you!!!

GOOD NEW!!! MILBERT JUST CAME IN!!! TAKE A LOOK AT THIS CUTIE

I LOB HIM AND I LOB YOU!!!!

Okay I'll go check the incubator for any more hatchlings! I'm so excited!

Ooh! Can you get a picture of Genopob for me?

I'll be hanging around in the nursery for the next 13 hours. Unfortunately, I can't reach you while there. I'll be coming up with names, I promise. See you, can't wait for little Genopob to come :)