Johnny wants most of them-

Swap!Johnny: Gladly! *hugs*

Swap!Johnny: No problem! Swap!Dave: 'Hey, those are my hugs!' (' means it's signed.)

Swap!Dave and Swap!Rupert: *hugs him while saying/signing* He already is! Swap!Johnny: Thanks you two~

Swap!Johnny: Wait wha- *turns to a baby chicken, then chick noises*

Swap!Johnny: *grabs out his 'Road Work' sign* With pleasure~ Swap!Rupert: NO, JOHNNY!

Swap!Johnny: ALWAYS! Swap!Dave: 'He's just asking for more jail time, isn't he?'

(Aight) Swap!Dave: 'Johnny, NO' Swap!Johnny: Johnny yes~

Swap!Rupert: *physically having to hold Johnny back* No Johnny, or else I will find a suiting punishment. Swap!Dave: 'That sounded real gay.' Swap!Rupert: I- We're all gay-

Swap!Rupert: Nope Swap!Johnny: But I wanna commit arson!

Swap!Rupert: *Johnny begins slipping from his hands* How in the world are you so strong?

Swap!Rupert: Just, don't burn something TOO bad, like my helicopter-

Swap!Johnny: *shares the evil grin* Don't worry, Ru, we won't~

Swap!Johnny: Wait- I actually meant that-

Swap!Johnny: OOOHHH! Ok!

Swap!Johnny: I'll drive!

Swap!Johnny: Time to do the GREATEST PLAN!

Swap!Johnny: *Crashes into building* Welp, we're gonna be on the news.

*back at home* BBC News: Report that a helicopter driven by two idiots has crashed into a building. Swap!Rupert: Oh, it's just some idiot. *camera pans on Johnny* Swap!Johnny: Hi! Swap!Dave: Wait, that's OUR idiot-

Swap!Johnny: Damn, I feel like I'm on drugs or smthn.

Swap!Johnny: Cuz I think I see a walking, talking duck.

Swap!Johnny: Crazy, right?

Swap!Johnny: I... I don't drink.

Swap!Johnny: I don't like grapes.

Swap!Johhny: huh

Swap!Rupert: Who?

Swap!Rupert: How do you lose a GOAT BOY?

Swap!Rupert: I'll never commit arson, but the bikini is nice! Swap!Dave: *SHAKES HIS HEAD NO* Swap!Johnny: Crossdressing AND arson, my two favorite things!