Make me laugh
27.04.2019
26 comments
Alex-ChanAndKai-Kun[OP]
27.04.2019 20:08
LinkThat's too hard
and inspired by: MafaTheFirst
Ik ninjitsu
*kicks self in the face then falls out the window screaming* ITS A WATERMELOUN
*Dies from laughter*
U are he winner ;))
and poor chihuahua ;<
Once upon a time three men were walking across the street, being narrarated. One man had his fly unzipped. The three men were fine. It was the guy narrarating with an unzipped fly. Get it? Yes? No? Maybe so?
L is for the lovers
Who love one another
A is for as*
Of wich I like to eat
U is for u're
The only one for me
G is for the only gamer i see
H is for happy i always feel it
If you put it toghether what do you get?
*smashes whiteboard*
LAUGH
(Jacksepticeye)
Narrarator: The man went to the gym everyday so he could get strong and beat up Jimmy, the guy who stole his milk in preschool.
Man: Stupid Jimmy.
Guy 1: Im gonna punch ur face!
Face: AA
Guy 1: In the FACE!
Face in the face: AAAAA
Watch at 1.12
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pz3QPVhurPg
Me when teacher tells me it's exams and I haven't trained at all
Oh really...
:
teacher: what is 2 +2? *looks around in the classroom*
Someone: Eyyy! Dude, I know the answer! *raises hand*
Teacher: *ignores and points at me*
Someone: Yes, 2+2 is...
Teacher: SHUSH! Now we want to hear what Ghosty has to say.
Someone: WHAT! They didn't even raise their hand!
Me: Yeah? You know what it means when someone raises their hand? It means they know the answer. Did I raise my hand? No, so I don't know the answer.
Teacher: suspension
Me: does that mean I can skip my exams
Teacher: no
Me: ):