I also call storm and tord

Edd: *drinks a can of coca cola*

Storm: *pushes Edd on the couch* Tord: ahhhh Edd: wtf

Caldor draigo drifts through space, unsure of where, who, how, and what he is. The tides of the immaterium drift and carry his body aloft through spinning lyres of human thought and emotion given corporeal form in the warp. Draigo stirs, reaching up to his nose and pulling out a thick green booger. He promptly chews on it, and spits it at one of the towers of warp borne material. As it hits the surface of the energy, it creates a ripple, echoing through the material and immaterial universes. A portal opens, and the wide eyed drug addled form of draigo slips through

Edd: ima kill u Storm: *runs* Tord: *has a knife behind his back*

Suddenly, a massive hole in the wall of the room, dumping unceremoniously the 1.5 ton armored form of Kaldor Draigo onto the floor. He looks around, shaking off bits of sheet rock and dust, reaching into his pocket, pulling out several nutri bar wrappers and a bag of white powder. He drops the wrappers on the floor and pauses to stick his nose in the bag and inhale deeply. He exhales and screams in a booming voice “AW **** THATS SOME GOOD STUFF”

Storm: edd don't Edd: ok fine

He eyes the cowering forms of edd and storm, and then sees tord, slinking away with the knife behind his back. He strides over to tord in his massive power armor suit. “I SEE YOU HAVE A KNIFE” he booms, pausing a second to think. “DO YOU WANT TO CUT MY FFFF****ING ORANGES?” He screeches, as he pulls out a bag of oranges from literally nowhere. Tord, shivering, says “s-sure” Draigo looks him in the eyes for a second, and then smashes the oranges into the floor so hard they become a thin ****ing pulp. Draigo screams “LETS CUT US SOME ORANGES YEAH?” Visibly shaking with nervous energy.

Storm: *hugs Edd* Edd: *blushes*

Tord: uh well I just got to *runs out of the house*

Tord eyes the bag hoplessly, moving his knife over to try cutting the pulped fruit. Draigo is faster though, and picks up the bag, eating it plastic and all. Everyone in the room is silent, staring at the armored form of draigo. He looks around, uneasily. “NO FRUIT” he booms, and suddenly there are ****ing oranges literally everywhere, on every shelf and available floor space in the room.

Tord: ok whatever *drops knife and keeps running*

Looking around pleased with himself, draigo looks at edd and storm, says “I CANT FIND MY BEARD” and sits down, crushing a whole bunch of oranges. He sits there for about a minute, recollecting last thoughts. He screeches”I MUST GO, MY PLANET NEEDS ME” and disappears through the ceiling.

Storm: *has Edd in one arm and picks up Tord then fly's away* Tord: hell yes