I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a *****-ass mother****er, he pissed on my ****ing wife! That's right, he took his hedgehog ****in' quilly dick out, and he pissed on my ****ing wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG" and I said "that's disgusting"! So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick! It's the size of this walnut, except WAY smaller! And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like! (makes explosion sounds with my mouth) That's right, baby! Tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He ****ed my wife, so guess what!? I'm gonna **** the Earth! That's right, this is what you get, my SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher! I'm pissing on the MOOOOOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA!? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DRRROPLLLETS hit the ****ing earth, now get out of my site, before I piss on you too

Sammy lawrence, after going through winzip

Then get one, what's stopping you

Pixar mom?

Can he evens see?