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P e p p a

P E P P A

Ozzy: P E P P A

Ozzy: I am the agent of chaos and blushing FEAR M E

*W H E E E E E E E Z E *

Ozzy: BAHAHAHAHAHAH

Ozzy: I W A S *holds phone up lol*

Ozzy: wait wait send me your phone number I'll send it to you

*Ozzy sends it to them lol*

Ozzy: that was funnee

Ozzy: sometimes it's good to be d e a d .

Ozzy: yea I'm a demon :)

Ozzy: n i c e . :D

Ozzy: what do you wanna do now?

Ozzy: wanna go kill things 👀

Ozzy: aight be right back. *he e x p l o r e *

*H e w a t c h *

*He slowly takes out his phone and records it*

Ozzy: dude this is going to set a world record sheeeeessshhhhh

*Ozzy applauds the rat lol*

*sad smol demon boye*

Ozzy: a rat just abandoned me :,(

*wtf he purr*

Ozzy: EEK- FORGET THAT HAPPENED!!

*embarrassed smol-*

Ozzy: >:'I

Ozzy: just... ignore any purring.

*Ozzy groans cuz kinda angy*

RIOT) Ozzy: Hmph. *Ozzy sits down*

*Casually claws at the f l o o r. - *

Ozzy: s o m e w o r t h l e s s h u m a b ?

Human*) Ozzy: aight. *gets up cutely*

Dies) Ozzy: aight, we doin this together?

Ozzy: aight, where we goin

*Ozzy just sighs and goes into random rooms*

Ozzy: HEY YOU WANNA ****IN DIE???

Ozzy: I'M ALREADY DEAD, BUT DO YOU WANNA DIE?

Ozzy: oh okay. Guess I can't kill you then. Moving on! *WALKS AWAY LOL*

Ozzy: I only wanna kill people who wanna die :)

Ozzy: don't sas me! we'll find someone soon.

*Searching continues casually*

Ozzy: okay! Guess I'll kill myself. Brb. *Ozzy grabs chalk, draws a pentagram, and just t-poses* Ozzy: aight, kill me.

*Ozzy waiting to die intensifies*

*They walk through the pentagram, but their dead body is still there* Ozzy: sheeeeeeeeeshhhh

Ozzy: took you long enough to kill me.

Ozzy: okay, okay, fine.

Ozzy: hey, I won't let you kill me again with that attitude

Ozzy: good.

Ozzy: >:I

Ozzy: HAVE A GOOD DAY

Ozzy: ALREADY HAVE!

Ozzy: >:)

*Ozzy sits down*

*Random purring*

*Purring demon thing INTENSIFIES*

Ozzy: ....mao.

*LOUDER MAO*

Ozzy: u h . You heard nothing I was just... uh... practicing! Yes. Practicing.

Ozzy: NO I'M A PROFESSIONAL DEMON!!!! *Embarrassed demon thing noise*

Ozzy: DEMON!!!! >:(

*Ozzy entire head is now f i r e * Ozzy: DEMON!

*Ozzy's entire body was on literal fire of dear* Ozzy: I'M NOT A CAT, I'M A DEMON. PERIOD. END IF CONVERSATION.

Ozzy: IT'S MY GENES I CANT HELP IT *Ozzy sets kalebs leg on fire by k i c k i n g i t *

Ozzy: I'll squish you like a b u g .

Ozzy: >:)

*Fire g o n e * Ozzy: glad that misunderstanding was cleared up.

*smol mao lol*

Ozzy: heheheh.... m a o

Ozzy: M A O ! :D

Ozzy: heheheh fun.

*EARRAPE WINDOWS 10 SOUNDS*

*proud noises*

*Ozzy finally decides to explore*

Ozzy: okay! *Ozzy takes out chalk, goes to a wall, draws a door and a door on the wall just a p p. E a r s * Ozzy: after you! *opens the door lol*

*Ozzy walks in, closes the door, and removes the chalk markings* Ozzy: there! Now he can't get in from the other side.

Ozzy: my bunker.

Ozzy: yea. It leads to nowhere.

*Ozzy is just guarding the spot he came in from*

Ozzy: :D

*Ozzy is tired lol*

*Ozzy casually, slowly lays on the ground and just closes his eyes*

Ozzy: s h h h. I'm t i r e d .

*s n o r e *

*omng door reappears and it's open oh dear*

*Ozzy is passed out on the ground lol*

*Ozzy grabs Kalebs leg-*

Ozzy: domnt take my ....blanket... *<----SLEEPTALK???*

*they just... attach their entire body onto their leg-*

*still asleep somehow ozzy stays lol&

***

*HE ****ING P U R R S -*

(Censor is fun) *It just.... h a p p e n s , and it doesn't b i t h e r h i m - *

BOTHER**)) *Ozzy casually sets Kaleb on f i r e *

*Ozzy is still purring lol* Ozzy: yeaaaaaa.

Ozzy: fiiiinnnneee... *Ozzy brushes the fire off Kaleb*

*Ozzy just f o l l o w s *

Ozzy: Kishkabob or whatever your name is, I don't really care what it is but like- what are you going to do to my friend? >:(

*Ozzy crosses his arms*

*Ozzy stares at pepper and waves hi to them*

Ozzy: w h a t i s h e d o i n g

Ozzy: you'll be okay as long as I'm here! ^^✨

Ozzy: :D

*Ozzy is kinda purring again lol*

*ConfUsEd ozzy noises*

Ozzy: 👀💦

Ozzy: maybe not-- force him??? <':}

Ozzy: .... a n d ?

Ozzy: please calm down good sir.

Ozzy: wElL wHy aRe yOu sPeAkInG lIkE tHaT?

Ozzy: >:I