1. never ever let me look after a child, it will die 2. children under 13 should be sacrificed 3. don't expose your password, you idiot. 4. don't allow toddlers have the internet 5. stay out of my base on 2b2t, i will maul you. 6. don't trust people, they will take your cheese. 7. you must buy ***** juice 8. you must sacrifice a child at dawn of every friday for good luck 9. reestablish child labour or else death. 10. stay out of fandoms