Best day ever
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WiperDoo[OP]
08.07.2025 02:20
LinkI went to an amusement part with my friend and we were on a spinny ride and this little girl and her mom were infeont of us and the little girl literally just peed herself nonchalantly and my friend was like did your waterbottle leak or something and the mom was like um no..? and i couldnt stop laughing
WiperDoo[OP]
08.07.2025 02:21
Linkmy lungs hurt i was in the wave pool and i was drowning bc i was weak and not tall rnough and my friends were talking about if they would smash gavin newsom or not while i was like drowning
WiperDoo[OP]
08.07.2025 02:22
Linkwe went on a waterslide and my friends were talking about gavin newsom and screaming about daddy newsom idk its an inside joke bc of anedit and the lifegaurds literally heard
WiperDoo[OP]
08.07.2025 02:23
Linki sent the guy in my dms a photo of a seagull and i said literally me with no contest and set a photo of my friend with a dancing seagull over his face and i swear it was the funniest thing ever to me i qas eating panda
WiperDoo[OP]
08.07.2025 02:25
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WiperDoo[OP]
08.07.2025 02:25
Linkchai party
little kids doing disgusting things are so funny because they are talking one minute and then shitting themselves the next
yesterday my brother just threw up in a McDonald's like nothing like my parents idndt even notice after they ordered and he's just standing there next to his vomit
that reminds me when I threw up in my bed like 4 times in a row and for 30 minutes I was yelling for my mum, like you know how loud 6 years can get when yelling and my voice was really high pitch and my mum didn't hear me at all and I threw up like half way through my yelling again
NBNJM< vomit stories are so funny they always remind me of when I would wake up in the morning and just randomly hear my dad throwing up and gagging I was like how sick are you or are you bulimic
OMGG that reminds me when my mum dropped me off for school I had an assembly and my friend was showing off the bottom of his shoe which was disgusting and I threw up and I stayed home