Are those jeans Guess? Because guess who wants to be inside them…

hahah-

Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.

You’re on my list of things to do tonight.

Let’s play a game. The fastest person to take their clothes off wins.

Are you a sprinkler? Because you’re making me wet fml i want to give up badly

lies

ok that dont count

uwu;;;

If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?

you r a t.

uwu

*pat*

Treat me like a pirate and give me that booty.

gOOD

cause im bored >:(

i suck at this

Do you have pet insurance? Because your pussy’s getting smashed tonight.

If you were an elevator, what button would I have to push to get you to go down?

We should play strip poker. You can strip and I’ll poke you

My magical watch says you’re not wearing any panties? Oh you are? Darn, it must be an hour fast.

If I was your teacher I’d give you the D.

;oo dont care

shit hold up

Wanna go on an ate with me? I'll give you the D later.

your LATE