so your trying to escape the maw when you see a peice of food in a small cave, and you being h u n g r y eats it to be locked in. so later on your in a room filled with these cages when you see a person locked up. wwyd

lance: hey

lance: y o u f e l l f o r a t r a p

lance: if it makes you feel better i did to

lance: : (

lance: m a y b e

lance: D: *b a r e l y reaches 098 and pats them*

lance: o w this hurts my arm

lance stops patting*

lance: hmmm... y o u l o o k c o o l

lance: <]:O (haha i made the dunce hat)

lance: :D

lance: :O cool

lance: no that b e l l on your tail

lance: well i think its cool

lance: t h a n k s :D

happi-*

lance: oop

lance: hmmm

b i g footsteps are heard*

a one-armed janitor walks in*

janitor: ?

jani9tor is c o n f u s e d*

janitor: . _ .

the janitor is just c o n f u s e d*

m e g a c o n f u s i o n*

janitor: ... what?...

b l i n k*

janitor: .... *walks away from 098-*

janitor drags lance's cage away*

janitor: :P

janitor just places his crate in a small workshop-*

the janitor thinks lance is d e a d and just wraps him up*

janitor: :P

janitor p a t s 098s cage-*

janitor: : P

janitor: ?

janitor: not... dead

janitor: .-.

janitor: i take d e a d things

janitor: W H A T

janitor hobbles back to the work shop*

the janitor t r i p s*

janitor: o w

janitor: i miss my two hands :(

s a d j a n i t o r walk with s m a l l legs*

he yeets lance away from a conveyer belt-*

lance: ow

the janitor is listening to a tv-*

lance: d o n t q u e s t i o n h i m

lance: he is the m o s t sane on this ship

lance: no like- out of the w a r p e d people

lance: : D

lance: ?

lance: i mean, it would be a cool book or game title

lance: :D

lance: i f w e s n e a k w e c o u l d

lance: hes blind he wouldnt notice

lance: p l u s a chef would notice

lance w a l k s away*

a weird song is just playing from the tv that the janitor is watching-*

*it was hard to u n d e r s t a n d*

janitor is humming along-* (blop https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sD7ldYL6xi0)

janitor: :D

janitor: it was a advertisement for here :D

janitor: :D (everybody Gantsa until you know the lyrics)

(i watched it for a 1hr once) happi janitor*

janitor hears footsteps* janitor: u h

janitor: w h y d o n t y o u h i d e i n a d r a w e r

janitor: uh k i n d o f

a u g l y chef walks in* janitor: what do you want..? chef 1: i found a flesh bag running from your room. e x p l a i n

janitor: i d k *chef s l a p s janitor*

janitor: ....... *i n t e r n a l l y s c r e a m i n g*

the chef is casually is holding lance upside-down*

lance is s c a r e d* chef: unless your armless body can get meat, this will do

chef: >:O *angry grunt* your home has a infestation!

janitor: sir they wont be big enough for them to eat- chef: S I L E N C E

chef 1: who are you to tell me what to- chef 2: *y a w n* dude let it go we caught a fish

chef 1 just d r o p s lance and walks away a n g r i l y*

lance: h i :D

the janitor nods*

the janitor just starts wrapping up bodies*

lance: ._.

janitor: :P

janitor: bodies

janitor: s o y o u s a n d g n o m e s d o n t g o o n t h e m e n u

janitor wraps up a b i g body out of nowhere-*

lance: ?

lance: we could e x p l o r e

lance: not if we are sneaky. plus, dont you like gnomes? cuz gnomes are everywhere

lance: yea

lance runs out to a vent*

janitor: uh k

lance: so where to, the chefs kitchen, the guests room or the g n o m e h o m e

lance: follow me!

lance: shhh *crawls over a specific bit*

lance is n e r v o u s while crawling*

lance: s h h h

lance jumps down out the vent*

lance: to get to the gnomes we c a n n o t be heard or seen by the geisha

lance: the lady who owns this place *tiptoeing through the corridor*

the door to her room was wide open-*

she was staring at her own face through a mirror*

lance: *whispering* we are here

lance opens a hatch and jumps down*

there was t o n s of gnomes all over the place*

a gnome gives 098 a b e r r y*

lance: they help power the building *there was a furnace and a bunch of gnomes were throwing coal into it*

lance: :D

very happi gnomes*

lance: we are lucky we didnt b e c o m e one...

lance: uh- nevermind

very happi gnomes*

the look at 098 like they are g o d*

lance patting a random gnome*

lance: g o o d

lance: the oldest i know is like.. 7 years old

lance: :P

lance: fine but only 2

2 gnomes j u m p*

lance goes up the hatch* (i f e e l l i k e d o i n g s o m e t h i n g t o l a n c e)

lights casually start flickering* (yOuVe BeEn GnOmEd)

a s q u e e k i s h e a r d*

lights are back on-*

a gnome was lying near the hatch-* (i wasnt lying when i said youve been g n o m e d)

gnome: ....?

gnome n o d s*

the gnome looks at its hands and is s p o o k e d*

gnome: D:

gnome waddles to a dunce hat and puts it on-*

gnome s q u e e k s* *one of the gnomes p o k e him*

gnome: hmmmm lance but gnome: D:

lance but gnome is p a n i c*

the 2 other gnomes follow*

janitor is just watching the tv*

janitor: w h a t another person

janitor: uh only 2 people can and one is the e x a c t person who did this

janitor: :P

janitor: the geisha and well... the dude who d i e d here

janitor: yes and no

she was looking in the mirror in disgust*

she shrieks and turns round*

geisha: .... i dont make accidents, snake

geisha: youth.

geisha: i need it to be beautiful

geisha is loosing patcience*

geisha: .....

geisha: then your thoughts are wrong

geisha: now leave.

geisha: I SAID LEAVE >:(

janitor was watching t h e s a m e t v a d v e r t i s e m e n t*

janitor: well your lucky you didnt see her face

janitor: shes s e l f i s h

janitor: she has done awful things to get her way

janitor: e a t h e r m a y b e i d k

janitor: well she doesnt care about eating people

janitor: well she needs to feed the giant guests s o m e h o w

janitor: W E A R E A T S E A

janitor: we would need every fish in the universe

janitor: : P

janitor: sad *gnome lance s q u e e k s*

gnome lance: :(

s a d*

janitor p a t s 098 with the slightest piece left of his arm-*

lance gnome: .. :(

she was looking in a mirror with her mask off*

geisha s h r i e k s and the mirror shatters*

geisha puts her mask on and grunts* geisha: if you dont shut up youll become him

a bunch of masks around the geisha are rattling*

geisha: leave or t h e y will make you

geisha: ..... *the masks form into shadow children* you better take that god damn back or you will do nicely as a bread stick for the guests

geisha: .... *the shadows grab 098-*

geisha: take them to the k i t c h e n

they drag 098 to a kitchen-*

chef 2 is just slowly chopping meat-*

chef 2: i s a i d i j u s t n e e d e d c o f f e e n o t a t h e r a p i s t

chef 2 s i g h s and continues chopping the meat*

chef 2: ._. ok then-

chef 2: ._. *keeps chopping the meat*

chef 2: OI BRO COME HERE

chef 1: what- why is there a flesh bag hugging you

chef 2: d o n t q u e s t i o n

chef 1 just takes the r a w m e a t* chef 1: its perfect for the guests : D

chef 1 walks away*

chef 2: no. nearly every one of them d i e s the next day

chef 2: m a n y r e a s o n s

chef 2: :D

chef 2 is happi-*

chef 2: y e a

chef 2: :D

chef 2: no

chef 2: idk

chef 2: if you count being burned in a over nice then no

chef 2: : D

chef 2: whos the others

chef 2: you mean janitor and that weirdo that ran by the guests

chef 2: :P

chef 2: gnomes are e v e r y w h e r e

chef 2: i t s a n n o y i n g

chef 2: they are alright when its 2 or so

chef 2: p r o b a b l y

chef 2: i m n o t i n t h e m o o d t o

chef 2: :D

chef 2: thats good

chef 2: :P

chef 2: e x h a u s t i n g

chef 2: yup

chef 2: guests rooms

chef 2: dude youll get gobbled up-

chef 2: ok then-

there were multiple openings in the vent*

it leads to a messy table*

*how convenient, a a r m y of footsteps are here*

*multiple voices are heard squabbling*

a bunch of plump giants start walking in-*

guest: WHERES THE FOOD >:( guest: YEA > : (

mad guests*

a guest just stares at 098* guest: they brought asnack!

they casually reach for 098*

literally all the guests are breaking anything to try and catch 098*

reaching intensifies*

the table is now just covered in broken plates and wine-*

chef 1 walks in* chef 1: sorry for the delay- JEASUS WHAT THE HELL

chef 1 is s h o c k e d*

chef 1 just throws food onto the broken table*

there was a coffee dispenser in a guests bed room*

there was just b l o o d where the guest would have been-*

c o f f e e*

coffee dispenses*

chef 2 chopping meat i n t e n s i f i e s *

chef 2: :O

chef 2 lifts his mask up and drinks-* (it was a mask a l l a l o n g)

chef 2: that was good, thanks mate

chef 2: :D

chef 2: fun

chef 2: you probs wanna find a place to sleep cuz its like.... 11 pm

chef 2: you wont be when the leeches come