*Jack just slowly pulls his sword out* Jack: legs no more, YOUR BODY IS NOW USELESS >:C

*Jack just watches casually*

Jack: d i d I m e n t i o n a n y t h i n g c l o s e t o h u r t i n g y o u

Jack: was it because of the sword-??? I feel like it's because of the sword--

Jack: no- no I was not going to hurt you. I was going to use the sword to help get the bookcase off-

Jack: Jam the tip of the sword- oh wait this is a flat surface I can't do that. W A F F L E CMERE Waffle: w h a t

Jack: since I'm weak asf can you help me lift the bookcase off this dude- Waffle: yeah, yeah, whatever. *Waffle yeets it off casually*

Waffle: why are bookcases so e v i l Jack: w o t

Waffle: nobody's allowed to question. Anyways, a r e y o u a b l e t o g e t u p

Waffle: why was that sound satisfying- Jack: d u d e -

Waffle: what do you mean "you people"? WHAT IS THAT INDICATING...?! *Angy waffle*

Waffle: Just because we're outsiders doesn't mean we destroy you guys. Ask Jack, he literally let one l i v e w i t h h i m

Jack: I let this person named lance live with me-

Jack: EY. I'll throw that bookshelf right back on you. What'd he ever do to you anyway?

Jack: did you see how s k i n n y he was? Of course he'd want food! ...Dumbass...

Jack: I regret finding you, honestly. Waffle: s h u t . U p . I will honestly shoot you in the head again.

Waffle: Yeah. That's how I claim people. His soul belongs to me. Wanna get shot too? *Waffle takes out a gun with b u n n y d e c o r a t i o n s *

Waffle: I'll take that as a maybe, if you choose not to cooperate then uh, it'll be a yes :D Jack: b r u h

*Waffle cocks his gun casually* Waffle: quit acting all smart. I have the option to keep you alive or not. you don't.

Waffle: been there once already. Now s h u t u p . *Waffle just gets r e a l l y c l o s e to rain-*

Waffle: o w Jack: lmfao

*Waffle pulls out a d i f f e r e n t gun and shoots rains arm* Waffle: shut up.

Waffle: I feel like leaving you here alone to die, but that'd be too good for you..

Waffle: .....I'm going to throw you into the ocean.

Waffle: t h a t ' s t h e p o i n t ! once I throw you into the ocean you wont be able to do anything except be at the bottom of the ocean! *Waffle casually shoots rain's other arm-*

Waffle: won't that be a fun little thing? for you to just be in one place against your will? god, I don't even think anyone could and/or WOULD find you. that's the fun part about all this. ^^ (master plan of what to do with my enemies bodies B} )

Waffle: ah, I love the fear in your eyes! makes me want to reconsider throwing you into the ocean but hey, where's the fun in that? *Waffle laughs casually* Jack: b r u h since when did you become a smartass-

*Waffle grabs rain casually before he could go anywhere and h u g s h i m * Waffle: this'll be fun! I assure you!

*Waffle ties rain up casually and casually drags him around until he gets outside* Waffle: alright first step done, now we just need to walk alllll the way to the ocean and steal a boat! it's that simple!

*Insert Jack in the background like "what did I get myself into-"* Waffle :D Jack: -w-"

Waffle: and uh, by what exactly? *Waffle just gave a "I really dont care" tone on that one-*

Waffle: o h . I've gotten around those things before and I came out fine! plus, if I did get stepped on I'd still be alive. you probably wouldn't though! eheh.

*Waffle just starts dragging rain again and Jack follows-*

Waffle: no. only because the TV's here suck. weird things comin' out of them n' such.

*Jack is casually p o k i n g rain*

Jack: o w - >:(

Jack: can we tape his mouth shut? |:^ Waffle: n o .

Waffle: quit squirming. you're not a worm. Jack: lol bye-bye .v.

*waffle casually cocks his gun-* Waffle: I s a i d s t o p s q u i r m i n g

Waffle: why must you be so difficult.. *Jack casually points to some conveniently parked boats in the water-* Jack: we gon' get on those or w h a t

*Waffle covers rains mouth-* Waffle: be quiet, idiot.

*Waffle casually starts dragging rain towards the boats-* (this whole thing went from rescue to murder)