haha crushed legs
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AsrielTheGoat
28.02.2021 21:11
Linkoof
SOSORRY2[OP]
28.02.2021 21:12
Linkyes
*Jack just slowly pulls his sword out*
Jack: legs no more, YOUR BODY IS NOW USELESS >:C
Jack: d i d I m e n t i o n a n y t h i n g c l o s e t o h u r t i n g y o u
Jack: was it because of the sword-??? I feel like it's because of the sword--
Jack: no- no I was not going to hurt you. I was going to use the sword to help get the bookcase off-
Jack: Jam the tip of the sword- oh wait this is a flat surface I can't do that. W A F F L E CMERE
Waffle: w h a t
Jack: since I'm weak asf can you help me lift the bookcase off this dude-
Waffle: yeah, yeah, whatever.
*Waffle yeets it off casually*
Waffle: nobody's allowed to question. Anyways, a r e y o u a b l e t o g e t u p
Waffle: what do you mean "you people"? WHAT IS THAT INDICATING...?!
*Angy waffle*
Waffle: Just because we're outsiders doesn't mean we destroy you guys. Ask Jack, he literally let one l i v e w i t h h i m
Jack: EY. I'll throw that bookshelf right back on you. What'd he ever do to you anyway?
Jack: did you see how s k i n n y he was? Of course he'd want food! ...Dumbass...
Jack: I regret finding you, honestly.
Waffle: s h u t . U p . I will honestly shoot you in the head again.
Waffle: Yeah. That's how I claim people. His soul belongs to me. Wanna get shot too?
*Waffle takes out a gun with b u n n y d e c o r a t i o n s *
Waffle: I'll take that as a maybe, if you choose not to cooperate then uh, it'll be a yes :D
Jack: b r u h
*Waffle cocks his gun casually*
Waffle: quit acting all smart. I have the option to keep you alive or not. you don't.
Waffle: been there once already. Now s h u t u p .
*Waffle just gets r e a l l y c l o s e to rain-*
*Waffle pulls out a d i f f e r e n t gun and shoots rains arm*
Waffle: shut up.
Waffle: I feel like leaving you here alone to die, but that'd be too good for you..
Waffle: t h a t ' s t h e p o i n t ! once I throw you into the ocean you wont be able to do anything except be at the bottom of the ocean!
*Waffle casually shoots rain's other arm-*
Waffle: won't that be a fun little thing? for you to just be in one place against your will? god, I don't even think anyone could and/or WOULD find you. that's the fun part about all this. ^^
(master plan of what to do with my enemies bodies B} )
Waffle: ah, I love the fear in your eyes! makes me want to reconsider throwing you into the ocean but hey, where's the fun in that?
*Waffle laughs casually*
Jack: b r u h since when did you become a smartass-
*Waffle grabs rain casually before he could go anywhere and h u g s h i m *
Waffle: this'll be fun! I assure you!
*Waffle ties rain up casually and casually drags him around until he gets outside*
Waffle: alright first step done, now we just need to walk alllll the way to the ocean and steal a boat! it's that simple!
*Insert Jack in the background like "what did I get myself into-"*
Waffle :D
Jack: -w-"
Waffle: and uh, by what exactly?
*Waffle just gave a "I really dont care" tone on that one-*
Waffle: o h . I've gotten around those things before and I came out fine! plus, if I did get stepped on I'd still be alive. you probably wouldn't though! eheh.
Waffle: no. only because the TV's here suck. weird things comin' out of them n' such.
*waffle casually cocks his gun-*
Waffle: I s a i d s t o p s q u i r m i n g
Waffle: why must you be so difficult..
*Jack casually points to some conveniently parked boats in the water-*
Jack: we gon' get on those or w h a t
*Waffle casually starts dragging rain towards the boats-*
(this whole thing went from rescue to murder)