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Sussy Sus Sorrow
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Woah-yaoi-owo 
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31.03.2021
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Woah-yaoi-owo[OP]
31.03.2021 20:06
LinkGUYS HE'S SUS DON'T SAY YOU LIKE HIM BACK
Woah-yaoi-owo[OP]
31.03.2021 22:57
Linkoh and
he's hugging/squeezing
his pillow <3
*has no fear* I could bite you I mean birds fly and birds are food so come here birdy~
*sorrow just slowly lands and s t i l l manages to fall backwards--*
Sorrow: `` o w ``
Sorrow: `` Please don't-- w-we don't even know each other yet-! ``
aww well what if I don't like to take no for an answer now *he loomed over sorrow with a sadistic look on his face*
*Sorrow just felt r e a l l y overly nervous so he didn't say anything--*
*Sorrow Jumped a little*
Sorrow: `` I-I dunno-- I'm n-not good with th-threats-- ``
aww what's wrong am I being too harsh on you?~ *his tail wagged a bit*
Sorrow: `` I du-dunno-- I'm,,, I don't th-think my body- is,,, is built fo-for this stuff-- ``
*Sorrow is just v e r y , V E R Y blushy, confused, and embarrassed all at the same time--*
Sorrow: `` s-stop-- hahah-- ``*He said that in a very trembly voice, slurring his words--*
aww, there is no reason to be quiet why not go ahead and make some noise~ *he just kept on licking*
*Sorrow just trembling-ly said--*
Sorrow: `` H-hmm,,, k-kay-- ``
ah okay good to know *he was wagging his tail a bit softer but he was still moving down what a ****ing pervert*
I feel bad for Innocent little Sorrow))
heh this is gonna be fun~ *he still be ****ing licking*
(SORROW IS BBY,,,)
*Sorrow was casually just like ``yes this is fine and normal. ``*
(( it's honestly okay bc he's like,,, o l d e n o u g h . ))
Sorrow: `` you're weird. ``
Sorrow: `` oh. OH- OH NONONONO-- NOBODY'S ALLOWED TO TOUCH THAT! ``
*Sorrow casually covers his `nope square` with a pillow--*
Sorrow: `` I guess- still doesn't mean you can just- TOUCH ME-- ``
welp don't need that anymore! *he looked down at Sorrow with a sadistic look*
*joyful just B A R G E S I N - *
Joyful: `` I KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENEING AND I'M NOT OKAY WITH IT,,,,, IN MY ROOM, SWITCH ROOMS PLEASE. ``
Joyful: `` THANK YOU. ``
Sorrow: `` that was weird-ish. but normal. normal weird. ``
*Kinda shocked sorrow--*
Joyful: `` AND DON'T BE TOO LOUD PLEASE! IT'LL DISRUPT MY READING TIME ABOUT B O M B S . ``
Joyful: `` t h a t ' s t h e f u n n y p a r t b e c a u s e i t ' s t r u e . ``
Joyful: `` yeah lmfao. Dude's never even been near sex, ever. ``
Sorrow: `` ohdearlord,havemercy. ``
Joyful: `` dude, you know god doesn't ****ing exist anymore to us. ``
Sorrow: `` welp whatever being that can supposedly give me mercy h i p l e a s e d o . ``
joyful: `` I r e f u s e . now get tf out of my room. ``
Sorrow: `` just-- just drag me anywhere and let's get this over with-- ``
Sorrow: `` I dunno-- Bathroom, my room-- anywhere with a door that l o c k s . ``
*Joyful just y e l l s -*
Joyful: `` IT'S THE ROOM ON THE LEFT HAND SIDE AFTER YOU PASS THE BATHROOM. ``
*It was a little messy- books placed ontop of the shelf, sweaters and hoodies in a pile and his bed's blanket is half-way off his bed--*
Sorrow: `` I've seen somebody's room floor that was all legos. ``
Sorrow: `` I- it just- I said you're kinda hot but-- hahah-- ``
Sorrow: ``I-I'm so a bottom- ``
*Joyful just locks the door and closes it from the outside--*
Joyful: `` alrighty weirdos, I'm going to remind you again to not be too loud. and ya left the door wide open and unlocked so I did that for you. ``
*Joyful walks away back into his room and watches a n i m e *
Joyful: `` No Prob! ``
Sorrow: `` He's probably going to watch hentai or some shit, ahah. ``
*Sorrow was trying to hold his breath so he wouldn't make noise--*
Sorrow: `` s-sorry- I-I thought I- *HOLDS BREATH FOR A SEC AND THEN STOPS--* I explained the whole-- weirded out th-thing- ``
so it's really not that bad if you think about it *he was still licking*
Sorrow: `` Jesus christ-- how long have you been doing th-this to people-- ``
well I'm not completely good *his tail wagged* last chance to back out
*If sorrows face wasn't covered in blush before holy ****ing hell his face would be on F I R E right now-*
*Sorrow would slightly moan--*
(I just imagine Joyful just browsing through Netflix or something while this is all happening pfft-))
Sorrow: `` m-mhm-- ``
( `` ah yes, finally, some nice alone-ish anime or cartoon time. `` )
ah good to know~
(I had to stop my self from laughing so I wouldn't throw up lol)
(PPPPPFFFFFFFT MKLJHG)
*Sorrow was just being really quiet while moaning--*
hahaha *he just wagged his tail and just kept jerking Sorrow off*
(yea was not fun ;-;)
(Dude, now I have this huge montage of Joyful browsing Netflix with that kind of dramatic music alksjdfhu)
Sorrow: `` Jesus christ,,, ``
Sorrow: `` I-It's hard to ex- *hM* explain-- per usual- ``
(THE PROPHECY,,, )
(BWAHAHAHAH and then Joyful just throws popcorn at Shade and tells him to wash the dishes </3)
Sorrow: `` It's- It's just weird doing this th- the first time ever-- ahah-- ``
Sorrow: `` y-yeah!~ ``
( `` Shade stop ****ing my best friend and go do the dishes wtf. `` )
*Sorrow chuckles a little--*
( *THROWS A THICC ASF BOOK AT THEIR HEAD CUTELY* )
Sorrow: `` y-yeah I guess. ``
( `` YOU ARE IN MY HOUSE AND YOU ARE GOING TO DO THE DISHES, NOT MY BEST FRIEND. `` )
*le tail wag* are you really sure?~
(BUT YOUR FRIEND IS FUNNER THAN THE DISHES!)
Sorrow: `` P-positive! ^^ ``
( `` YEAH WELL TOO BAD. NOW GO DO THE DISHES BEFORE I REMOVE YOUR SEX PRIVILEGES `` )
*Sorrow just nervously chuckles*
( `` by removing um. uhhhhhhh-- BY REMOVING ALL YOUR SEXUAL REQUIREMENTS??? something like that. I dunno. `` AND I JUST IMAGINE SORROW BEING FINE WITH THIS AS IF IT'S NORMAL)
Sorrow: `` I'd prefer if you'd stuff me since- since it's my first time. sorry if I'm being rude, ``
( `` cutting you dick off and then your legs. d U h . `` )
Well okay then even funner
(Okey doki then I will do them *Terrified Russian sounds*)
Sorrow: `` ^^ ``
( `` good boy. SORROW GET YOUR CLOTHES ON DUDE I CANT STAND LOOKING AT YOU NAKED WTF >:( `` and then sorrow just wraps himself in a blanket-- )
This might be a tiny bit painful you know and not just because your a virgin but also because I am large too
(Mine Sorrow *pulls him into the kitchen*)
*Sorrow nods casually cuz he k i n d a expected this-*
( `` oi wtf. you better do them damn dishes if he's over there with you. `` )
Sorrow: `` And I am very much so not taking that chance uvu ``
(*casually sorrow being smol blushy boi in a blanket*)
Sorrow: `` Indeed I am U.U``
( `` akkjsdhygwi hello yes hi why are you licking me again :,) `` )
*he thrusted in to Sorrow with his tail wagging*
(Oh shut it will Ya?)
Sorrow: `` it-it's f-fine, J-just didn't ex-expect it to be th-that fast, ahah. ``
( `` Bc I said so c: `` )
Sorrow: `` Y-you can go a-as fast as y-you want t-to! ``
( `` Hahah! no you. literally. `` )
Okay if you say so *he continued screwing Sorrow happily*
(And at least I admit it to!)
*Sorrow just ****ing let's it happen lmfao-*
( `` Sorrow the only thing I'm good at is murdering people. `` )
*Insert a whole lot of moaning-*
( `` it's my Job! I murder people. only if they deserve it, of course. `` )
Sorrow: `` I-it's just s-so good-- ``
( *AND THE JOYFUL DECIDES TO BLAST RANDOM ANIME SONGS--* )
Sorrow: `` ^^ ``
( `` **** YOU IT'S MY HOUSE AND I CHOOSE THE MOOD FEAR ME! `` )
*Meanwhile Joyful's just in the kitchen shoving cookie batter in the sink drain--*
( `` N O **** YOU `` )
*Toby just kinda appears* What are you doing with that cookie batter?
(WHY?!)
Joyful: `` Using it to my hearts content. Well, mental heart. ``
( `` BECAUSE IT'S MY HOUSE >:{ `` )
Joyful: `` wanna go watch some random anime's with me? ``
( `` anyways- `` )
Okey but quick question... w h a t s a n i m e?
(I'm done with you joyful *le poof*)
Joyful: `` Oh my ****ing god that's it come on. ``
*Joyful grabs Toby's hand and rushes to his room--*
( `` y e s . I am victorious. `` )
*Joyful just sits them infront of the tv and starts playing anime stuff-*
Joyful: `` and that'd the exact reason I watch them; to NOT think of the real world. ``
Joyful: `` sort of-? I dunno. I'm not really the type of person that's fun to talk to or be around. ``
Joyful: `` m h m . also please don't explore because you will die. hahah. And no I'm not joking. ``
Joyful: `` not really-- it just pains you your entire 'life'--``
B u t y o u c a n d o a n y t h i n g y o u w a n t t o a t a n y t i m e~
Joyful: `` That sounded incredibly lewd. probablybecauseoftheanime'sIwatchedbutwhatever. ``
Joyful: `` please. my best friend is already under that stupid spell. ``
Joyful: `` how the hell are you guys even able to cast a spell on us,,, ``
wdym by spell we don't have or use magic other than disappearing into the shadows
Joyful: `` you mortals are capable of casting spells because I've seen it. I literally happened earlier. your lies do not fool me. ``
eh its not only that its also because I was cutoff to anything sexual when I was 18 and yeeted into the military where any sort of sexual thing can get you kicked out
how does that sound fun they break you and reshape you to the point it's hard to live in a normal modern society and it takes a few y e a r s to just go back to normal
*he grabbed Joyfully* watching your best friend die because they didn't make it in time is not fun but that's war for you
Joyful: `` My best friend can't necessarily die either but okay. ``
