correction most of them are from me general

StOp iT sOn PlEaSe

Should I call someone to help?

*picks up lava baby and feeds him*

tHis iS tHe HeloCopToR paTroL pUt thE cHilD doWn

I MADE YOU WITH A MATCH!!!!

rEqueStinG bacKuP

stop son ;-;

sIr, puT thE ChiLd DowN wE hAvE yOu SurroUndEd

*puts lava baby down*

*puts a squirt gun up to my head*

cHilD yoU aRe sAfe nOw

nO siR suiCidE iSn't THe aNswER

*squirts it and falls to the ground*

nooOOoooOOooooooOooo

WelP (attaches handcuffs to the dead corpse)

WHY AM I IN HANDCUFFS!!?

gEt iN thE hEloCopToR yOu arE unDer ArreSt

I DIDNT DO ANYTHING

HelacOptOr Now

LET ME EXPLAIN

aND We neEd tHe chIld tO ansWeR queStioNs in cOurt

nOOOoOooooo My neWboRn chIld wAs iN tHaT

tOo lAte HE hAs floWn awAy hE waS a VampIre

(what are we doing with our lives?) nOoo wE neEd ThaT to LivE oH toO lAte (freezes to death is ded)

who needs poptarts? I iz nayan cats

EXPECTO POTRONUM? MORE LIKE EXPECTO POPTART! also yes please I haven't eaten since yesterday morning

well, no I had dinner, but not much...EXPECTO POPTART

throws poptarts at them*

oW

i m WHERE IS MY LAVA BBY I NEED HI M