Boom next thing you know I’m right there in the big leagues, with the cool people and Kat (hi Kat) and you will all think, “I was wrong about that lad, he became a star golly gee”

And when I’m finally at the top I’ll look down and I will tell you, “you’ll get here someday” but in my head I say, I say YOU WILL NEVER GET TO THESE HEIGHTS, IVE BECOME A GOD AMONG MEN, AN INFLUENCE ON A GLOBAL SCALE

AND EVERYONE, BOWING TO MY SUPREME VIBE, A CELEBRITY PUPPETEERING YOUR ENTERTAINMENT AND WHAT YOU ENJOY, WILL GROVEL AT MY METAPHORICAL FEET AND I WILL LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND I WILL MAKE POOP JOKES BUT NO ONE CAN STOP ME OR WILL BECAUSE I AM THE FUNNY

AND YOU LOOK AT ME NOW AND YOU THINK, “HAHA this guy will never-“ CHAK CHAK BOOM, THERE GOES THE SHOTGUN OF KARMA, JUST FOR EVEN THINKING I WONT WILL MAKE ME FAMOUS

AND WHEN MY TIME COMES, WHEN I REACH THE PEAK OF MY CAREER, I WILL HIRE AN ASSASSIN TO KILL ME IN PUBLIC SO MY LEGACY LIVES ON FOREVER, AND ALL MY CRIMINAL RECORDS WILL BE BURNED BEFORE ANYONE SEES WHAT IVE DONE WRONG

ILL BE IN HISTORY BOOKS, ILL HAVE SONGS WRITTEN IN MY HONOR, AND I WILL OVERTAKE THE MONARCHY OF ENGLAND AND BEFORE MY FINAL DAYS BECOME A WOMAN SO I CAN BE THE NEXT QUEEN

AND THEN ENGLAND WILL HAVE NO BLOODLINE TO CONTINUE UPON CAUSING A NEW ERA, AND ILL ALSO BE THE PRESIDENT OF AMERICA

Ok I’m done