Ussr: have you seen my charger
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ThisIsUsaWeUseGuns 
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17.03.2021
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ThisIsUsaWeUseGuns[OP]
17.03.2021 20:44
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Germany: USSR you probs know what he ate before so like, can I know
I don't know what this man eats I really don't know it's not me being obstinate this time I swear
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one Germany kept telling my kid drugs were okay and that was my responce
Germany: well I mean,,, the holding me up part and cuddling was w e i r d so--
Germany: You're pretty heavy, dude. I'm p o s i t i v e USA is lighter.
Germany Watch closely this is something they teach in the army - tackles ussr too the ground - >:) I win
- grabs his wrist and holds it too the ground so he can’t move - try me
he hasn't done anything remotely sexual or painful in anyway so i don't care
welp sorry USA *USSR kicks USA in crouch* get the hell off of me you Capitalist
I am so glad that I am wearing thick jeans .. - still on top of him - it didn’t affect me I came prepared ***** boy
welp then fine *USSR kicked USA in the stomach with both legs throwing him off* YEET
*Germany casually stops recording and takes a selfie with USA and USSR in the background--*
- cutely my running to ussr saying - OH SHIT YOU SHOULD OF BLOCKED IT DIP SHIT
Germany: USSR, didn't you accidentally say you and USA had sex--??? 👀
Germany: I will shove your tiny cock inside a blender and make you eat it, USSR.
Haha USSR is on a spree now lol))
but don't be so upset Germany maybe I can make some room in my schedule for you
Germany: I dunno the guys name but uhh,,, but like,, he was white-ish? Kinda tall too.
Germany: ....I think it might've been Poland. I dunno, my memory sucks right now.
Germany: maybe that was a lie, but still I'm not giving anymore hints. You can figure the ***** out.
USSR is behind Germany now))
aww you do now hm *USSR put his hands on Germany's shoulders* why do you hate me?
Germany: you're just so,,, FLIRTY,,, and way too intimidating to me.
