me when

when the police are chasing you for commiting several warcrimes and being truthfully accused for several cases of child molestation 🥺

When dat ***** is back

No one: me when my boyfriends ex says she wants to be friends with me Also me: Welp Im out

me running away for five seconds because I DMed my friend too many times but knowing I'll run back anyway because it feels like winning the lottery when they answer back