i wanna do a dsmp rp >->

who u wanna be

alr i wanna be skeppy u start :D

(wait rq is this irl or in game over discord?)

(discord because yes) Skeppy: *joins discord, yellling* HI FUNDY

Skeppy: *still yelling into mic* WHY DID YOU MAKE THAT SOUND

Skeppy: how did i scare you i was, like, barely whispering

Skeppy: anyway im streaming, what are you doing

Skeppy: sounds boring. what do you wanna do? *starts running around the bedwars lobby because ADHD*

(HAHA MAKES SENSE) Skeppy: thats not gonna happen, anything else?

Skeppy: why are you trying to hide a body?

Skeppy: why do you need to turn it off then

Skeppy: not until you tell me why *turns camera on and off because hes a jerk*

Skeppy: i'll turn my stream off show me

Skeppy: okay im never telling you

Skeppy: okay bye chat Chat: nOoOoOooOOoOo *whatever tf the end stream noise is IDK*

Skeppy: ...why tf are you wearing that rn

Skeppy: oh that makes more sense. better reason than mine.

Skeppy: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST BREAK YOUR BACK OR SOMETHING-

Skeppy: IM CALLING THE AMBULANCE I THINK YOUR SPINE JUST SNAPPED IN 10000 PEICES

(JHGYFTDENH) Skeppy: GET THAT THING OFF OF YOU FUNDY YOUR DYING

Skeppy: DO YOU NEED SOMEONE TO GO OVER THERE AND HELP YOU?! (drawing gay sh!t rn B])

(actually, oliver and chaos) Skeppy: DID YOU DIE??

(sorry but yeah 😔😔😔) Skeppy: D'YOU NEED ME TO CALL GEORGE OR WILBUR TO COME HELP YOU?!?

Skeppy: IM GETTING WILBUR IN THIS CALL *dms Wilbur* Skeppy: i tihnk fundy deid help WilburSoot: ..ok- -user connected- Wilbur: Fundy are you dead

Wilbur: hes fine.

Wilbur: see? hes fine. *sips tea* Skeppy: 👁️👄👁️

Wilbur: w h y ? Skeppy: you should call an ambulance-

Skeppy: i wonder how that conversation would go..911 whats your emergency? uh yeah, my friend ties his maid dress to tight and fell over after his cracks his rubs.

Wilbur: wait your wearing a maid dress-

Skeppy: yeah he is. you should go over to his house to help him.

Wilbur: i cant right now im eating my lunch

Wilbur: that must suck Skeppy: im calling the ambulance unless he does it himself

Skeppy: okay wilbur go to fundys house i think hes actually hurt Wilbur: ok ill see you in like 10 minutes -user disconnected-

Skeppy: hes on his way -timeskip to when wilburs there lol- *agressive knocking*

Wilbur: *barges in* jesus crist fundy how do i even help you

Wilbur: i- can i cut it off-

Wilbur: *cutes the corset off* better?

(*cuts wtf lmfao-)

Wilbur: go to the other room and change then *hands him the sisors* cut it off if you have to

Wilbur: go die in the other room. shoo.

Wilbur: its my house now. go get out of your maid outfit. ShOo

Wilbur: go.

Wilbur: ill f*cking roll you to the other room, go

Wilber: *rolls him to the other room (lmfao-)

Wilbur: change *slams the door and walks away*

Wilbur: YOU BETTER BE CHANGING

Wilbur: ILL CHANGE YOU MYSELF Skeppy: *playing bedwars*

Wilbur: dont make me come in there

Wilbur: 3

Wilbur: 2

Wilbur: you have 1 second

Wilbur: *opens the door, takes the sisors, and cuts the back of the dress, and walks away* Skeppy: *singing i believe i can fly in the other room*

Wilbur: YOU SHOULD HAVE CHANGED EARLIER BUT YOU DECIDED TO BE A LITTLE B!TCH AND REFUSE. YOUR FAULT Skeppy: i ThInK aBoUt iT EvErY nIGhT aNd dAYyYyY, sPrEaD mAh wInGs anD fLy aWaYyy

Skeppy: *screeching* I BELEIVE I CAN FLYYYYYY I BELEIVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKYYYYYYY Wilbur: *has to yell over skeppy* YES IT IS YOU COULD HAVE CHANGES WHEN I TOLD YOU TO

Wilbur: IM NOT OLD, AND YOU NEED TO LISTEN WHEN YOUR TOLD TO >:( Skeppy: i wonder if bads on

(sorry to chain but aBahuahiyabhubBAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH SKEPPY SCREECUING HUDVGUSVISYVSGVYIZTYFAYTFAYVSYRQYTICWTUC)

H o r r o r or murder mystery

( e wait who is gonna start )

( ok you start )