Eddsworld RP?
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chocobunny1273 
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06.08.2019
148 comments
Sandwitched-bitched
06.08.2019 07:18
LinkE
I dib on the cinnamon rolls
chocobunny1273[OP]
06.08.2019 07:19
LinkOki,me is Tom,Edd and.........Matt
Sandwitched-bitched
06.08.2019 07:20
Linkwhat theme?
chocobunny1273[OP]
06.08.2019 07:22
LinkTherapist Tord or prist Tom ;w;
Sandwitched-bitched
06.08.2019 07:22
Linkwait mom startin abuse brb
Sandwitched-bitched
06.08.2019 07:26
Linkbacc
chocobunny1273[OP]
06.08.2019 07:26
LinkYeeeee
Sandwitched-bitched
06.08.2019 07:28
Linkhow about
blesworld or pastworld
chocobunny1273[OP]
06.08.2019 07:30
Linkhhhhhmmmmmmmmm,idk you pick
Sandwitched-bitched
06.08.2019 07:31
Linkno u picc
chocobunny1273[OP]
06.08.2019 07:31
Linkmk,pastworld
Sandwitched-bitched
06.08.2019 07:32
Linkthat's my au u sure
chocobunny1273[OP]
06.08.2019 07:33
Linkthat's why I picked it uwu
Sandwitched-bitched
06.08.2019 07:34
Link;D
Sandwitched-bitched
06.08.2019 07:34
Linku remember how the characters are and what role they take
Sandwitched-bitched
06.08.2019 07:36
LinkEdd : Merchant who sells random stuffs?
Matt : Healer who's addicted to his face
Tom : Bartender who gets drunk often
<red army (crime group that works like communism)>
Tord : Leader, deceives people for crime act
Paul : Takes care of the Witness (but he too nice to killlll)
Patryk : Cleans up the crime scene
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chocobunny1273[OP]
06.08.2019 07:37
Linkoki,we can start
Sandwitched-bitched
06.08.2019 07:38
Linkyay
chocobunny1273[OP]
06.08.2019 07:53
Linkyas
Edd:*is selling a RPG to a random person*
Tom:*is gettink drunk*hhsucbsubnbvbvubbvzdfvbtzbbubvzbtbvbsi*falls asleep*
Matt:*looking at himself* ARE'T I BEAUTIFUL?!
Tord : *walks into Edd's store disguised as an old man*
(remember, paul and patryk are the only ones who can acknowledge tord when he's disguised)
(shit Tom stop sleepin on Edd's store go bacc to ur saloon)
Tord : Oh.. can I just browse around young chap?
Edd:oK *whispers* TOM,LEAVE!
Tom:OkI,MiStEr,jygxzvxzvxzaxzczxfuacxu *walks out and fals asleep again*
Matt:*kissing his self in the mirror*
(o o o o oo o oo oo oo oo o of cannot be more accurate)
Tord : *frowns a bit after seeing this shitpit* okaaay.
Edd:*looks out of the window to see Tom sleeping* TOM,WAKE UP!
Tom:HuH,Oki *walks to the bar and starts cring for ne reason*
Matt:*lookes at Tord,but then continues smuchin his self*
(yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee)
(YAS)
Edd:um,ok,bye *drinks 5 more cola's*
Tom:*is still cring*
Matt:I'M SO BEAUTI-oh,bye mister
Tord : *goes back to the lair*
Paul : ..Sir how did it go
Tord : *ddirty look af* do you think it went well?
Matt:*smuchin the mirror*
Edd:Matt,please stop
Matt:BUT I'M SO BEAUTIFUL
Tom:*walks in the shop* OUT OF VOTKA!
(u can make urself appear too lel)
Tord : *breathes in* ****ing adlfkjdf *norwiegin shizz*
Paul : ...
(lamo oki)
Tom:nundubhbvbiebvzbvhkbkfzibtv VOTKA,EDD,VOTKA!
Edd:fine Tom *gives him 444444 votka botels*
Matt:*smuchin himself*
Edd:Oki so-who's that?! *points at the tiny figure who's aprouching he shop*
(yasssssssssssss)
Tom:gxdvsuvarcgznaucgbuzsnf *fals asleep*
Figure:*walks in* Hello,mister Edd
Edd:um,hello,I've seen you somewere,OH YEAH,YOU WERE HERE YESTERDEY MISS CB1273
Me:ye
Matt:*doest care,still smuchin himself*
(can we switch roles cuz no conflicts since we just split to evil n pure)
(the cinnomon rols pls,;w;,or just Tord I don't care,U can takr matt and Tom)
Tord : Mmmhmm?
Matt : *accidentely slips hands and breaks mirror* NOO
Edd:Bravo Matt,bravo
Tom:Uhm,MaTt
Me:*sigh*
Paul:Did they recognize you?
*nervously looked at Patryk*
(also,u can put ur self in to uwu,if u wanna)
Matt : Nyeh? :3
Tord : *slap* what do you think I am, a roach? OFC THEY DIDN'T, (TORD YOU ****ER SCREEEEE)
Patryk : .! Sir- *stops Tord*
Paul:*lookes at Tord* I was-s-s just asking boss-s-s
Me:can I have that RPG
Edd:nu,you are a CHILD
Tom:tvztczezvecgiv*takes the RPG* here you go,that's $30
Me:thank you *pays and sits in front of the shop*
Matt : ur welcome also do you think Im bootiful which is obvious *shows face while pushing Edd*
Patryk : Sir calm down we know that you are in a bad mood but..
(I WILL M8)
Paul:*gets up and walks away from Tord*
Me:ummmmmmmmmmm,you're beautiful,I guess?
Edd:*sigh*why do you alwyas do this to me,Matt
Tom:KiD,you made the wrong move there
(EEEEEEEEE ;-; POOR BOI IM CRYIN TORD U ASSHOLE MOTHER****ER)
Matt : AAAAAAAAAAANNNNDDDDD? *floating af*
Patryk : ...I'll be upstairs if you need me *goes to Paul*
(TORD BURN IN HECK ;-;)
Paul:*huggos Patryk*
me:.......and,you are...
Tom:*lookes at a bottle of votka*THE MOST BEAUTIFUL BEAING ON THIS PLANET,SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *falls asleep*
Edd:*nervusly drinks cola*
(Im sorry but I dont understand why people like tord)
Matt : *looking u with expectations* EEEEEEE
(yes,he's so mean)
me:and you are...what Tom said I guess
Tom:*drinks the votka* YeS
Edd:*sigh* You happy,Matt?
(I just asked this fangirl of him in another website
she said she like him cuz he hot
DOOD LIKE JUST BECAUSE HE LOOKS OK IS THAT IT??)
Matt : UwU *gives u a bunch of RPGs*
me:SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THANK YOU
Edd:MaTt,ShE'S a KiD
Tom:so what
Edd:just,just take it
me:thank you gentlemen,it was a pleasure duin business whit ya
Edd:;W;
(omg,I agree whit you)
Matt : WHATS WRONG WITH THAT DISK THAT HAS A 18+ RED STICKER ON IT
(has paul gone dead after that slap
TORD U BISH HOW DARE U
1 like = 1 hug for Paul)
Tom:nothingggggggggggggg
me:*giggels*
Edd:*nervousy drinks cola*
Matt : I think she was very nice to appreciate mi beaautiful face UwU
Edd:out of cola.....kid,can u get some
Me:um,sure
Tom:*lookes at me and points to Matt* Run away from this madnes
Patryk : *pats Paul* It's ok he cares you, that's why you are hired for a reason
Matt : >:( HOW DARE U TOM
(I actually have put 'baby' on the last end of Patryk's line then I started to wheeeze af and fall off a chair Im retarded help me)
(I'm whezing so hard right now)
Tom:*whispers* See?Run away while you still can
Edd:*whispers*yes,pls get the cola
Me:*whispers* I will,bye *runs out*
Matt : >:( *takes away vodka from tom's hands* are you going to listen to a drunk, eyeless man instead?
Patryk : ...he's just in a bad mood
(TORD I ****ING HATE YOU SCREEEEE)
(DIE TORD)
Paul:yeah...thank you for being here
Tom:yEs,ShE iS
Edd:she just did,she went for the cola
Me:*runs,but stops and lookes at a window* Paul,Is that YOU?
Paul:osht
(meh half of his face blew off he lost his arm. He deserves it.
BUT EVEN AT THAT MOMENT PAUL AND PATRYK CARED HIM-)
Patryk : No problems. love you (maybe no homo but screw that.) *hugs*
Matt : >;( *almost to tears*
(yes,but this is PASTWORLD,you diden't tell me where the lair is,I had creative freadom uwu)
Tom:vzzczrrjbnbhffczsc esf(fals asleep)
Edd:*sigh* It's oki Matt *patts Matt*
(oki,I'll change it)
Me:oh,that's a random person,....shitz
Paul:nothing Patryk.......
Edd:TOM,PLEASE SAY SORRY
Tom:*sigh* S O R R Y,you happy
(:3)
Patryk : He'll calm down soon..like always
Matt : YAAYYAYYY ;3
(omfg crying for both Paul and Patryk they are like abused childrens or something like how I am in except I have nobody to hug to cuz nobody will since nobody loves me ;-;)
(:3)
Paul:I khnow....but why is he like this?..
Tom:;w; *whispers to Edd* the dorrs of hell have just opend...
Edd:;w; *whispers* ur mean....and drunk
Tom:*whispers* YeS
Patryk : He failed his mission for a long time you know and uh..maybe he feels guilt in himself and to us.
Matt : UwU *flips hair andd shows himself off to u*
(I don't like tuching people in RL)
Paul:let's see if he coled down
me:*has the cola's* ummm,nice,Matt?
Edd:pls,give me the cola ;w;
Tom:vfzcetfnczeguzuncsgdfhvnzvhecn
(lmao *hugs*)
Matt : UwU *keeps showing off cuz he's Matt*
Patryk : sure.
(lamo)
Paul:*goes dow stairs* S-S-sir
Me:ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Edd:*nervousy drinks cola*
Tom:*falls asleep*
(So matt is basically like
"im too faboolus boi"
(° ͡ wº ͡)
<\\>
// \\
👠👠
nyes)
Paul:is everything alright s-s-sir?
me:ur.........
Edd:......
Tom:*whispers to me* leave if you wanna live
Me:I need to go do some crap whit these RPGs *lookes at Matt*
(my internet is so laggly,sorry)
Tord : ..yeah (THIS ***** AINT NO SAY SORRY CUZ THIS ***** JUST AINT.)
Matt : UwU
(OWO)
Paul:um ok.......
me:*runs out of the store* TORD,I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
Tom:goOd KiD
Edd:InDeAd
(U SCARE THAT POOR BEAN >;(
Tord u ****in monster)
Matt : E? Oh- goodbye kid!
Tord : ..anything you want to say or.? (like in a questioning way, so he cares him a bit
LIKE A TINY TEEEEENSY BIT)
Paul:did you make a plan s-s-sir' *lookes at Patryk*
Me:TORD UR GONNA PAY FOR THIS!
Tom:this is the beast kid I have seen in years
Edd:just becouse she gonna kill Tord
Tom:YEs
Tord : I don't know, *sighs* I've been wanting that element for almost 2 years now, and everytime I try it turns as a failure.
Patryk : *signs to calm down to Paul*
Matt : Mmmm idk what u guys are saying but I'm okay as long as Im with my mirror UwU *gets another mirror and starts smoochin self*
Paul:*smiels at Patryk*
Tom:*sigh*
Edd:*grabs more RPGs and starts puting them arund the shop*
Me:*walks to the lair,becouse she is smart,but also stupid AF*
(NOW THE GROOM SHALL KISS DA GROOM TA TAD A DA NA NA NANAANA-)
Matt : *smoochin self lmao*
Patryk : ..did you hear that sir?
Tord : ..hear..what?
(lamo,I'm dieing *wheze*)
Edd:*sigh*
Paul:someones at the door *nervosly lookes at Patryk*
Me:hmmmmm,how do I get in,I khnow *starts kicking the door*
(xd)
Patryk : ..?
Tord : UGGHGHGHGHGH *norweign shitzz and opens door violently* WHO/'S THERE
Patryk : ,,She's the girl you tried to shoot?
Tord : OH SNAP- WHAT THE HELL YOU WANT.
Tord : LIKELY IF I WILL ****IN SURRENDER *picks up gun*
Patryk : *bloosh&hug tight*
(My mom described me as
disgusting
selfish
hentai watching weirdo (which isn't true even)
ugly
stupid
creatur
which is basically tord.
I felt never more insulted before.)
Me:I NEVER SURENDER! *takes out the 6666666 RPGs*
Paul:*whispers to Patryk* let's stay out of this
Patryk : probably should..
Tord : *aims u and shoot*
(LMAO RPG becoming weapons)
(then can you save me from this shitpit?
no, like paul said just stay outta dis)
(yes,in this world)
Me:*heals herself* NOT THiS TiMe!
Paul:*walks upstairs*
(every internet users can like, they have the ability to heal
WHAT ARE YOU SOME MEDIC NINJA?
I MEAN LOOK AT ME IF SOMEONE PUSHES ME IM JUST BANGING 'GAISNT THE WALL HELPLESSLY WITH FRACTURED RIBS WANTING SOMEONE TO ****IN HEAL ME)
(omg,I'm like that only here,becouse all my RL friends hate me ;w;)
(Nyes
I am a ***** sandwitch)
So I am a roach. Why the hell aint I surprised
Tord : ?
(I don't use 'Me : ~'while talking in my AU
so if there's an unclaimed line it's me
lmao im a roach now)
Me:*takes the advantige of distracted Tord and shuts his hand*
UR MY ONLY FRIEND!
SAME HERE EXCEPT
I ALSO HAVE MUCHO FA FRIENDS
BUT I AINT NO DESERVE THEM
INCLUDING YOU
Tord : Im seeing a conversation of two scumbags *slaps u outta the way*
Tord : Oh, do you? *not so ****in fantasical-ly tord seems to have taken all ur weapons, that sneaky *****
