Ready to start?

Alright you start or me?

starts cumming every where

yo yo

Yo Gaf , why is pink cumming on everything

Oh ok understandable Moose is at the grocery store buying atomic bombs

New restaurant? What’s it called?

Oh sick maybe when pink starts cumming on everything we can go there

Stops*

You didn’t hear about the atomic bomb sale at the grocery store?

They just put the atomic bombs at the grocery store on sale

Alright sick I’ll meet you guys there I gotta grab my phone from upstairs

Correction my goofy nokia phone it’s almost as unbreakable as miltons thick skull

Yeah, I sure am glad miktons not here, I hate him

AH PISS I SPILLED NON BRAND SPECIFIC CITEUS SODA ALL OVERCMYSELF

Yeah somethings off I’m covered in non brand specific citrus soda

Yeah and I’ve been expecting a towel go get me one mouthbreather

Yeah your mom also made a big mistake

Ow my head is pounding… did the Russian guy get us Gaf?

Nah I know he’s strong enough to survive that, probably just out cold, like unconscious in a freezer out cold

Pink! You awake bro?

Oh yeah- That’s a backup, looks like he took my guns and my bayonet, glad I have my underwear knife

Gaf I told you I have a Nokia, whatever call him

Dang it, ok, I have a, plan, do you still have my playlist on your phone?

Okay, crap *I peered down the plane, to see Nikolaev flying the plane* Okay He can’t hear us back here, it’s too loud in the pilot seat, so here’s what we’re gonna do You take the pocket knife, and hold him by the knife, I’ll look for parachutes

Did he take your aviators? We could reflect the sunlight into the guards eyes

Alright sick, they stuffed my AR10 back here, and he has a Co2 weapon? Lemme just steal that

Ok fine but there’s a bunch of cloths back here, I have some chloroform

Alright well let’s make it But what do we do once we’re out the plane? What do we do with our unconscious friend over there?

I can do that I ran out and jumped across the walls of the plane, stabbing guards in the neck and leaving them on the knife, stabbed other guards “hey Gaf, look, shishkebab!”

*phone rings* We’ve been trying to contact you about your cars extended warranty

My car is off the grid how’d you get this number

You see sir, this is urgent, you cars warranty will expire

I opened the plane door, holding pinks unconscious body, and got sucked out the door, while yelling MY CARS WARRANTY CAN SUCK MY NUUUTTSS

Well sir ₜₕᵢₛ ᵢₛ ᵢₘₚₒᵣₜₐₙₜ

We all landed in the water, I’m glad my gem didn’t deactivate up in the plane, or I woulda have been dead So Gaf, what now?

He bailed?

WHY WERE THERE GUARDS THEN?

AH CRAP PINK WAKE IP WAKE UP

HES STILL OUT COL- oh Nikolaev?

I kick him in the back and bring him to a headlock “Hey Gaf, free shot?”

YOU TRYIJG TO DRIVE BY ME? NO I jumped in the front of the van and crashed their car

Yeah, I just uh, Nikolaev is in the back, so what now?

They think I’m the designated driver just wait

Hello fellow Russians, I’m taking Mr.seemenov where he needs to go but I seem to have forgorren

Russians:oh yes, you’re taking him to this address Alright, thanks

Gaf, hop in

I rolled down the seperation from front seat to the back "EAT LEAD NIKOLAEV!" he jumped out of th van jsut before i shot him, an dtsarted running

Thank you