Jade: nOoOOoo one of my only friends are dEaD

*Jade turns his head to look at cyan* Jade: yOu..

Jade: you killed g r e e n *JADE SPEEDS TO CYAN WITH A BOTTLE OF WATER HAHAHAH*

*Jade yeets water onto cyan* Jade: bIaTcH

Jade: aHaHh.

Jade: is this waht the 4th of july in space is like?

*jade stares at cyan* Jade: oh god, I'm gunna get blamed for a crime I didn't commit-

*Jade slowly walks away*

Jade: I don't want to get blamed for green dYiNg, it was CYAN and so I poured wAtEr oN hIm and now I'm eScApInG tHaT rOoM

Jade: ikr.

*Jade walks away ahah*

Jade: I-

Jade: it was cyan, obviously.

Jade: I may or may not have "spilled" some water on cyan earlier..

Jade: I swear, I only did it because cyan killed one of my only friends.

Jade: y e e

Jade: aGaIn, tHaT wAs mY fAuLt.

Jade: iDiOt.

*Jade facepalms*

Jade: wHaT?

Jade: c o o l .

Jade: sucks to suck m8.

Jade: |:/

Jade: fInE..

*Jade just goes to pink and starts talking to her. Pink then looks at white, waves hi, and continues talking to jade*

*Jade grabs a bottle from pink, drinks it, and sits in upper engines corner*

*pink creeps behind white secretly* Pink: what is it?

Pink: oh, wow! Btw, do you mind if I help? I like testing things.

*Pink looks at the plant-like thing* Pink: f r e a k y . . . . Do you think it might kill him? Or better, control him?

Pink: good idea. *Jade just being a drunk gremlin intensifies*

*Pink just watches white do that and stares at cyan*

Pink: cyan has no reaction so far-wait- why're you taking his helmet off--???

Pink: Jade said he spilled water on him earlier- and cyan's robotic...for the most part-

*pink is just watching while jade is walking all wobbly*

Pink: why not t e s t i t ?

*Pink just giggles because of how forgetful people are. MEANWHILE JADE IS HAVING A DRUNK ADVENTURE*

*Jade wobbles and falls all the way to security and checks the cameras*

*Pink looks at the jar* Pink: how many jars do you h a v e ?

Pink: goodamount.

Pink: ohgod Jade: I SEE A FRIDGE WHAT THE ****-

*Pink pulls out pop rocks and sour spray* Pink: I'm using this as protection in case you try to fo something o t h e r than put things in those jars...

Pink: true, I'm very boring.

*Jade literally is just playing minecraft on the securitys screens now how-*

*Jade yells* Jade: ANYONE WANNA PLAY MINECRAFT WITH ME?? Pink: nO, yOu'Re dRuNk-

*Pink looks at white with the wtf face*

Pink: too late, I'm already questioning.

*Pink shrugs*

*Jade dies in minecraft and just s c r e a m s *

Pink: so, um, jade said that he spilled water on you... and you killed someone so um... Jade: hOw dId I dIe-

Pink: yeah. And he's drunk right now so um- go ahead and try to kill him.

Pink: welp, jade's gunna die- *Jade wobbles and falls out of security ahah*

Jade: oH hI cYaN tHiNgY. *Jade is pretty wasted rn ahah*

*Jade coughs* Jade: oW-?

Jade: dO tHaT aGaIn aNd I'lL dO sOmEtHiNg bOtH oF uS mAy rEgReT.

Jade: aH- ****- *Insert unwanted noises here*

*Jade casually D O E S N 'T * Pink: I swear, I know exactly what's happening.

*JADE IS CONTINUING BECAUSE HE JUST HAS TO* Pink: Jade can't process death, or pain when he's mad or drunk-

*Jade stops, gets up and sits down in the upper engine corner*

*Pink yells at cyan* Pink: OI, KEEP IT DOWN, OR I'M GUNNA GET JADE TO MAKE MORE OF THOSE "NOISES".

*Pink crosses her arms, sits down on a stretcher and reads in the d a r k *

Pink: wHaT-

Pink: oKaY, I tRuSt yOu. *CONTINUES READING*

*PINK READING INTENSIFIES*

Pink: DANKE. NOW I CAN R E A D ^^

*Jade gets up, and walks to the cafeteria*

*Jade trips and bonks his head on the table* Jade: oH- wElL tHiS wAsN't hErE bEfOrE..

Jade: nO iT wAsN't. *Jade gets up and tries to balance himself*

*Jade is literally just wobbling everywhere around the ship*

*Pink gets up, picks jade up, and throws him on a stretcher* Pink: I d i o t.

*Pink removes the bullets from jades skull n' stuff* Pink: how many times did cyan shoot him I-

Pink: how many samples do you H A V E -

Pink: o h m y g o d Jade: sO uM, hI aGaIn

*Jade casually rolls out of the room and s l e e p s *

*pink facepalms*

Pink: fair enough.

*Pink looks at jade because he's literally sleeping in the way*

Pink: 'kay. Rest well. *pink walks out*

*Pink drags jade to storage and puts him in a box*

Pink: jesus christ- everyone on this ship is so noisy-

Pink: almost everyone. *Pink pats purples head*

Pink: I don't see you often. How are you?

Pink: why the "ish" part?

Pink: ah, well screw red. You can laugh at what you want. Plus, people falling is funny.

*Pink looks at jade, draws a mustache on his face, and looks at purple* Pink: wanna draw something on him?

*pink gives purple the marker* Pink: go wild.

*pink is just laughing while watching*

*Pink takes a picture of Jade with the doodles* Pi k: oh, he's gunna be so pissed when he realizes there's doodles on him.

Pink: yes.

*Pink is just laughing*

Pink: awhile. He's not very observant-

*Pink literally falls because of how hard she's laughing*

Pink: very-

*Pink goes to cafeteria*

*Jade wakes up* Jade: oW-

*Jade gets up and touches his head*

*Jade stumbles around*

*jade somehow realizes he's been doodled on* Jade: aight, it's either my child that did this or some a s s h o l e

*Jade tries rubbing it off*

*JADE TRYING TO RUB IT OFF INTENSIFIES*

*Jade looks around*

*Jade sighs, grabs a wet cloth and tries washing it off*

Jade: god, this is not coming off- why-

*Jade takes his suit off (He has a black shirt and shorts on so we're g o o d) and folds it*

Jade: w h u h -

*JADE IS HIGHLY SUSPICIOUS OF PURPLE NOW HAHAH*

Jade: really? Who then?

Jade: thanksies. *Jade literally starts walking away*

*Jade smacks cyan on the back of the head, and draws something on his head ahah. Then speeds away*

Jade: youdrewonmysuityousonofa*****

Jade: y o u . D r e w . O n . M y . S U I T .

(Lmao-) Jade: L I E S

*ANGY JADE*

*Jade shivers because cold, and walks away*

*Jade grabs a blanket, sits in a box, puts the blanket over him and sleeps*

Pink: he does that. He'll say sorry later. He always does.

Pink: well.... usually...

Pink: Either way, I'll make him apologize.

Pink: and purple.

Pink: sorry. Would you like some needles filled with random stuff?

Pink: oki-doki. Bye-bye. *pink walks away*

*Jade is literally s n o r i n g *

*mini crewmate literally vibing everywhere*

*mini crewmate looks at cyan and giggles*

*omg mini crewmate is doing a smol baby dance I-*

Mini crewmate: :D

*Mini crewmate continues dancing because much music*

Mini crewmate: :D

*The mini crewmate tried to minic cyan* Mini crewmate: yuh.. oom :D

*the mini crewmate felt lOvEd. yAy*

Mini crewmate: :D

*Mini crewmate dancing continues*

Mini crewmate: b a h :D

Mini crewmate: b o o

Mini crewmate: p U h

Mini crewmate: bEeP bOoP bOp bOoP bAh pUh

*Mini crewmate vibing continues yAy*

Mini crewmate: :D

*Mini crewmate shook it's head y e s *

Mini crewmate: :0

*mini crewmate claps it's hands excitedly*

*Mini crewmate literally turns different colors while glowing* Mini crewmate: :D

*mini crewmate seemed proud of itself*

Mini crewmate: .v.

*insert happi mini crewmate noises*

*Jade is asleep in a box still, but the mini crewmate "takes" his place*

*the mini crewmate shook its head in disagreement* Mini crewmate: bah! >:( *it pointed at purple*

Mini crewmate: bahhhh! >:( *MINI CREWMATE IS JUST ACCUSING PURPLE AHAHAHAH*

*mini crewmate votes purple lmao-*

*the mini crewmate crosses it's arms and pink botes cyan*

Votes**))

Pink: it's not purple-

Pink: Jade's probably asleep somewhere.

Pink: it seriously isn't purple, though. Mini crewmate: B A H >:(

*the mini crewmate is angy that some people voted cyan*

Pink: awh man...

*mini crewmate joins in I-*

*Different color mini crewmate INTENSIFIES*

Pink: I'm scared-

Pink: idfk h e l p -

*Mini crewmate dancing INTENSIFIES*

*mini crewmate stops and sits down*

Pink: I'm so confused- cyan- is that your child????

Pink: then why tf does it like you so much-

*the mini crewmate giggles* Pink: cyan, you must really like pets/kids or something-

Pink: true.

Mini crewmate: :D

Pink: Cyan, you're acting just like a dad would and it's very suprising to me- *mini crewmate is dancing lmao*

Pink: yeah--

Pink: *nervously chuckles in didn't expect cyan to act like a father*

Mini crewmate: D:

*sad mini crewmate noises*

*mini crewmate is now automatically happy because p a t s * *Pink chuckles* Pink: Cyan did what my dad did when I was born. *SNRRRKKKK*

*Pink is laughing at her own joke*

*Mini crewmate is literally the happiest thing alive right now*

Pink: what in the world-

*Mini crewmate babbles happily* Pink: dId yOu???

*the mini crewmate jumps onto greens head because h a p p y * Pink: okay, that thing is probably possed or something-

Pink: I have NO idea- *mini crewmate is confused*

*Happi mini crewmate noises*

Mini crewmate: :D Pink: I- I just can't anymore- *pink walks away with her hands up*

IS THE GHOST ))

yEs))

*happiness from the mini crewmate INTENSIFIES*

*The mini crewmate is literally giggling* Pink: DID YOU BREAK IT AGAIN???

Pink: you know, if you break Jade's kid- he's gunna be pissed and not talk to you for atleast 2 months-

*Pink crossed her arms* Pink: come to think of it- he's been sleeping for quite awhile now...

Pink: kay.

*Jade literally has a blanket over him and he's sNorInG*

*Jade doesn't wake up* (Heavysleeper)

*JADE DOESN'T ****ING WAKE UP HE'S S L E E P I N G *

*jade aint gunna wake up until he wants to, bud*

*Jade sleeping intensifies*

Pink: gReEn yOu'Re nOt dOiNg iT rIgHt. sTaNd bAcK. *pink was literally on the other side of the room*

*pink walked over to jades box and yelled* Pink: JADE, WHITE'S GUNNA GET YOU *JADE JUMPED UP* Jade: whereisthatmother****er-

*Jade smacked pink across the face* Jade: yell that one more time and I'll throw you out the window. Pink: oKaY.

Pink: probably in medbay or something.

*Jade is grumpy*

Jade: cyan acted like a w h a t ??

Jade: that's... disturbing...

*Jade shivers*

Jade: I bet- I mean- Cyan? Acting like a father???

*Jade shivers again*

*Jade grabbed the blanket he used to sleep with and wrapped it around himself*

*Jade kicks pink in the shins* Pink: oW-

*Pink steals jades blanket and runs, with Jade chasing after her*

*white yeets a blanket on green*

White: :3 *white sneaks back to wherever he came from and jade chasing pink INTENSIFIES*

(What have I done) *Jade snatches his blanket back* Pink: are you THAT cold-?? Jade: y e s . I don't have my suit on.

(E-) *worried mini crewmate noises*

Mini crewmate: :0

Mini crewmate: :D

*mini crewmate casually hops off of green*

*Mini crewmate dances*

Mini crewmate: :D

*Mini crewmate nods*

*mini crewmate looks amazed*

*mini crewmate watches*

*Mini crewmate giggles*

*Mini crewmate falls over giggling*

*mini crewmate eventually just starts crying because fell over*

*Crying babey intensifies*

*mini crewmate sNiFfS*

*eventually mini crewmate stops crying and PURRS???*

*Mini crewmate is now aSlEeP because that's what it does when it's done crying*

*Jade walks up to cyan* Jade: hey- so um- people were saying you were acting like a dad- is that...true..???

Jade: I'm just really confused-

*Pink tackels jade from behind causing jade to fall* Jade: OH COME ON

*Jade and pink fighting eachother intensifies*

*Jade kicks pink in the face* Pink: oW

*PHYSICAL FIGHTING CONTINUES*

*fIgHtInG iNtEnSiFiEs*

Jade: BECAUSE SHE TACKLED ME FOR NO REASON

Pink: BECAUSE HE'S DONE BAD THINGS Jade: DID NOT

Pink: HE STOLE MY B L A N K E T Jade: WELL I'M C O L D

Pink: YEAH JADE Jade: pink shut up- and it would be nice if you did give me yours.

Jade: thank you. Much appreciated. Pink: y e e

*Pink speeds away with that blanket too and jade sneezes*