the entire watchdog species(is it a species its confusing?) is short but wesley is a very short fat arrogant ungrateful shit and all the watchdogs, including HOT VILLAIN BOY agree with me
News headline
A group of children have started worshipping Commander Peepers from wander over yonder, and refer to him as hot villain boy. This cult threatens america!
lord hater is pretty cool too though
lord hater is officialyy like, the messiah or whatever the guy who is like "ayo wassup god"
HOT VILLAIN BOY: YOU HIRED A POTTED PLANT TO DO MY JOB?
lord hater: well he cant possibly be worse at it than you, can he?