I remember I starting screaming and crying in anguish when I saw this outfit for the first time. This girl goes to REI and looks at their cannoes and stupid ugly shoes and says oh joy

Floyd would actively despise going into those boring stores, he'd get five minutes of enojyment out of it until he's just standing there while Jade puts on ugly shoes and he can't even enjoy the shoes because theyre so ****ing ugly I can't stand it why are they so ugly why can't they make anything look pretty at all I hate REI stupid ****ing store

It's like going in a bass pro shop but they get rid of evrything that makes it fun