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Sorry accidentally deleted it-) "Pay your taxes"

"What if I made you a deal?" •He smiled lightly awaiting for a response•

"If I took you to to get some drinks or some shiz you'll pay your taxes, deal?"

"Alrighty, I'll see you at the bar across the street, byeeee!" •He smiled obliviously and walked away• -TIME SKIP >:)-

"I'M HERE-" •He ran to the vampire outside of the bar looking like he was mauled by a bear trying to catch his breath•

"It doesn't matter, what matters is that I'm here-"

"We made a deal, I was gonna take you out for a drink!" •He smiled tiredly•

"So you would pay your taxes?" •He looked confused•

"I don't know, first thing that came to mind ig"

"UH- THANK YOU?" •He blushed uncontrollably, he seemed flustered. SEEMED, YEAH DEFINITELY •

•He turned red and took out a bag and pulled out flowers• "I got these for you on the way here-"

"Alrighty, let's go in!" •He ran into the bar like there was nothing holding him back•

"Over here!" •He was holding a cup of something, looked like horse cum- jk it looked like water•

(("i eat children" said my sanity while drinking horse cum.)) "What would you like to drink?" •The tiny man patted the stool next to him gesturing for him to sit•

"Alright! Excuse me sir, can we get a water and a bottle of vodka? Thank you!" •He passed the water to the vampire and grabbed the bottle of vodka•

•He took a long sip of the vodka and looked at the hot vampire man I mean what- 😳• ((jkjk)) "So how was your day?"

"Okay then, want some?" •He took another sip of vodka•

"Hey, now thinking of it.. I never got your name. What is it?"

"That's a cool name, mine's Noah!" •The bartender gave him another bottle of vodka and he started to chug it• ((That's what the genderbent name generator gave me ;-; also gtg rq cause I'm going to my grandma's house, lets continue this when I get back bye))

"You know I can walk, right? But where are we going?"

"This is a nice house! Is this yours?"

"UHM- W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING" •He was shocked and flabbergasted and looked like fuking red cherries•

•He mustard enough courage to mutter some words• "K-kinky, I can get used to t-this"

"I'm just playing! But I mean-" •The tiny man just laughed, it was clear he was joking lol•

((I thought he was supposed to be chill))

((I had to take a moment to process what's happening sorry)) •He didn't know what to do, so he just kissed back•

•Noah looked down at Omeo and started combing his fingers through the hot vampire man straight from Twilight hair gently•

No bad Only horny

"for your f*cking food"

*she ran after him growling*

*bamboozled* "well shit"

*she walked back inside with no worry at all*

*she went along her day without a care for his life*

*she snuck herself a sip of alcohol*