Guess I’m pasta pasta now 😔😔 So ✨what if some funky (maybe end of the world but not quite) stuff is going on and a bunch of schools have been closed so now everyone’s going to one big new one and most people don’t know each other n stuff does that sound like a good idea or do you have better ones for this story also plus end of world but not quite = death = angst opportunities✨

Bonjour sunny, j’ai un poisson ✨would you like to make any suggestions or additions to that or do we just r o l l ✨

Now we r o l l onto the ox’s we use- So there would probably be classes Who would go together-

You’d probably have the smart one and the Not smart one

So who would you like to be in this au and who would be in which-

✨Counsellor Riley✨ Ezra and Dex = edgy troubled misunderstood kids Fell is Ezra’s teachers pet boyfriend who tries to help him Shade is the smart kid that never tries Ghost basically never turns up Sera is just that one h u g e teachers pet that no one likes but she’s popular because ✨pretty✨. Same goes for Nei. You know who the teachers are Opi? Opi would be somewhere high up in the staff rankings but not at the top. Hiding in plain sight. Interacts with the pupils a lot. Probably contributing to the end of everything somehow.

They could just be friends here if you want him to be a councillor- Y e s

Decide or Opi will make you.

She will make you sit in her office.

Tell that to her vast plant collection.

Even evil plants that suck your life force?

Or maybe your succulent just really really hates you

So have you decided what Riley is going to be yet

All of that threatening JUST FOR THAT. So anyway can you start-

Smh fine 😒 So have they been on break for ages and now is the first time they go to super mega big school Or Something Else

YOU DOBT CARE ABOUT ME AND MY IDEAS?!!??!?!???!????!????????

SOBBING AND STARTING RP

(This year, to save me from tears-) Dex arrived accompanied by three little toddlers in a park with three seats, happily gurgling and waving their little fists. Their mother - equally as ginger and as happy seemed to be talking to Dex whilst pushing their pram. Dex was the opposite of all of them.

(✨s p e c i a l ✨) “… behave, okay? Don’t get into any fights,” she looked pointedly at a cut just below his eye. “Love you, kiddo!” She squished both of his cheeks upwards so that his lips made a lousy fish impression and kissed his forehead. Dex blushed furiously and squeaked with indignity, but for a moment he smiled. “Bye, Elsie.” The triplets recognised the word ‘bye’ and began wailing loudly, chanting ‘no bye-bye’. Elsie hushed them and quickly scurried them away with a promise of lollies if they’d be quiet. Dex looked at the crowd ahead and fished out a pair of headphones from his front pocket; underneath his blazer he wore a black hoodie. Even after putting them on, he stared at everyone else, flinching slightly when a group screamed as they were reunited.

A tall, slender woman with her hair - not quite black, but not grey either - tied in a bun walked up to the unmoving gathering, not saying anything. Instead, she looked expectantly at the pupils in front. Or at least that’s where it seemed she was looking - her eyes were a pure milky white with dark veins appearing from certain angles. Either way, the crowd began to move. Someone in a short, pleated pleated black skirt, with an equally short coat and Doc Marten style boots (both red) decided they didn’t want to move along with everyone else and instead decided to climb a wall and watch chaos unfold as people were squished and shoved this way and that.

(hOw dId yOu gUeSs) Ghost was also on the wall. She decided to throw a stick at a ✨very certain group of boys hint hint I wonder who it could be hint hint✨

Yes maybe they are just perhaps there is the possibility of that being true- Ghost is waiting for a response. Hey look now a teacher is coming up to them because they’re just standing there- She’s short and has swirly cheeks and her hair is in a plait. Can you guess who it is?

“You have assembly in the hall. It has already started. Could you hurry, please?”

( H o w . ) Ezra is being told off for holding Fell. Whilst holding Fell. The wall kids are being told off for being on the wall. Whilst being on the wall. Dex is Not there. Everyone else is busy going inside.

(Shorten it.) Basically just follow the line of people going up the stairs and you’ll reach the hall where there are lots of chairs Just sit wherever you can Late smh 😒 So who’s the principal head teacher dude-

(Goodness me-) Well maybe she’s busy currently so ✨Opi can do assembly✨

Hurray- She’s waiting on the stage then. There are teaches on the side just Glaring Everyone is talking and nobody is doing listening

Oh d e a r I’ve bumped the mic! Isn’t that a horrible noise :(

“Good morning, pupils.” She smiled, yet her voice was cold. “It’s been a different few months and I assume education is the last thing on your minds. Alas, our future relies on you; we cannot have you clueless and illiterate. And so, we struggled and fought to give you this, :insert school name:. I am Ophelia Bryant, the Administrator of this establishment. Your Principal was busy and you shall meet them eventually, however not today.” Ezra yawned and put his hand up. “Miss? If the months have been a bit shit ‘n all, what’s with the uniform?” There was a nervous giggle up and down the rows.

(✨friendship time✨) Opi tilted her head and her smile tightened. “Collier-Kane, I assume? Well, order is very important in today’s day and age. If you are all uniform then everything is in order! However, clearly, you are not fond of the blazers? Or plain black shoes? Or tie placement?” Ezra stood up and gave a twirl. “Like it? Me jacket compliments me complexion better than tha’ crap. And I forgot me hat, and I don’t want me hair in the way cos’ I need to see me work, innit? Me ties’ more useful this way.” He adjusted it on his forehead so that the knot was on the side of his head. “Also, me platforms are only for special occasions; maybe I’ll wear ‘em on the last day of term. Would that suit you, Miss?” She laughed, her face held taught. One of the teachers on the side escorted him out. He took that as a moment of glory, winking at Fell as he left. “Name’s Ezra by the way! You’re gonna wanna’ remember it!”

Ophelia glared at them but said nothing. “Many of you have indeed taken liberties with the uniform, however this is not our main concern. Perhaps when the school is settled we shall work to fix this. If we ask, then you have a week to find alternative clothes. If you do not then I will meet with your guardians and you beforehand. Is this clear?”

“I’ll take your silence as a yes. Now, classes! We have separated you into where deemed appropriate; high tier, middle tier, and lower tier. If the year group is small then there will only be two classes. :insert long boring ramble of pupil names in appropriate classes idk you decide who goes where we only have two classes because: High tier, your form teacher is Tirion Mafon. Lower tier, your form teacher is Castiel Reanez.”

(Am I being stupid Or Am I being stupid because I don’t understand the wink wink-) “You will receive your timetables shortly.” She walked off stage. People began to go where they should because it’s school and you have to. Castiel and Tee waited by the door for their own classes.

(ahsfHFDHTDH IM SORRY-) Lead class to classroom Dex is sat at the back of Tee’s classroom already Just Hiding With his headphones on Ez on the other hand is in the middle of Cas’ classroom with music just b l a r i n g .

Are there a n y kids who like the front- Everyone is going to sit wherever they want. Everyone is chit chatting as ya do. Tee walked in last, scanning over pieces of paper and taking note of where everyone was. “Right, settle down. First, everyone’s names and an original fact about yourself because I thrive from humiliation. Front to back. I’m Tirion but everyone calls me Tee because they cannot pronounce my name.” She gestured for Seraphina - who had the unfortunate seat of being directly in front of Tirion - to start. “Seraphina O’Malley. I… enjoy reading?” Fell paused for a moment, adjusting his glasses. “Fell Bevan Tate. I hate my name.” Vampire girl rolled her eyes. “Valeria Kotkova. He smells of wet dog and it is revolting.” She glared at Dex, who simply slumped. Tee huffed. “I asked for a fact about yourself, Valeria.”

(Next to whoever was behind Dex W h a t I’m sorry I’m going through no brain juice I don’t understand-) Valeria said nothing else, so they simply moved on. “Neirin Llywelyn. I enjoy the company of cats.” ✨your turn babes✨

(So he’s Behind Dex-) Don’t worry Riley, nobody does. Now they’re just waiting for Dex. He’s saying nothing. Dude, come on.

(Thank you and I’m sorry-) E v e n t u a l l y he moved his headphones. “Dexter Slaney. Four years ago I contracted an incurable disease that caused me to loose my left hand, and I’ve had to adapt to it. There is little to no treatment available, and it’s severity varies from person to person. Some people think I’m lucky but I hate it. Does make me pretty good at sports, though.” He smirked and put his headphones back on.

(Should we go see what Cas’ class is up to-)

Tee is struggling not to laugh. Valeria looks horrified. Dex is vibing to music. - Meanwhile - Ezra is straddling a chair and singing loudly. Shade is floating above a table, because he can. Ghost is carving things into the floor. Cas his by his computer, tapping his crutch and basically ignoring him.

“So, lovely to meet you all. Rather than ordinary lessons you shall spend the morning here, until break. Lessons...” she dug through her papers. “Timetables! Pass them around. You have your names on them. Please make some attempt to remember your classmates names, or I promise you I won’t remember yours.” Hey ✨look✨ Dex has Riley’s timetable! He passed it back - not purposefully violent, but he did slam it on the table and leave claw marks. His lips twitched. “Eugh- I... sorry.” Valeria hissed. “Leaving your mark already?”

My turn to send stuff too early 😭 Castiel eventually cleared his throat and stood up. He didn’t lean heavily on his crutch, but he walked with a visible limp.

🥰😍I love this man so bloody much we’re going to get married😍🥰 Valeria on the other hand? “You what? What did you say to me?!” She got up, throwing her chair back in the process. Did I ever mention she’s like 6’0? Ezra stopped singing and Shade stopped floating. Ghost is still scraping the floor but not quite so violently. “I’d assume none of you want to introduce yourselves, but none of you are quite what I’d expect of an ordinary pupil, so if you do, go ahead.”

“Valeria. Sit back down.” She hissed and went to lunge at Riley. Dex just hit her so that she went into a wall instead. Easy peasy lemon squeezy, when you’re a muscly werewolf. However she’s a pissed off vampire. “Me me me me! Ezra already told everyone who he is!” Shade putting on a 5 year old baby voice. Ezra whacked him, but fondly.

Tell the child to shut up. Dex had no intention of continuing. Valeria did. She took a swing and clawed his cheek. He didn’t react for a moment. He simply growled. Valeria didn’t take the hint and tackled him off his chair. Shade stood up on the table. “I’m Shade, and I did Ezra’s makeup today. Look at that eyeliner! Absolutely flawless. DM me if you want your makeup done, absolutely free.” He helped Ezra up onto the table. He modelled said makeup, pulling faces. Half his face was scarred, and it didn’t really seem to move very much.

“Hey! Off, get off him - do I really have to call someone here on the first day back? Both of you-“ Dex pushed her away and slammed her into the wall. Mans is going a bit growly toothy clawy 👀 Cas clapped half heartedly. “Wonderful business opportunities and modelling you have there, now get off my table. Anyone else?”

(Riley b like ‘slam me into a wall 😘🤪😩’ I’ll leave 🚪) Tee simply sighed. She walked over as if two students who weren’t infinitely taller than her were trying to tear each other’s throats out. She hit Dex at the back of his knees so that he lost his balance and backed away, holding Val by her shoulder so that she wouldn’t simply go for him again. “Slaney, go outside and breathe for a moment. You,” she nodded at Riley for plot reasons. “Make sure he doesn’t run off. Kotkova, Mrs. Bryant’s office. Now.” Yes Tee Sorry Tee. “I thought not. You already know who I am and I have some clue who you are so I won’t bother making you do anything that some may deem embarrassing and others deem fun. Instead, I would like you to create something that represents you since you wish to act like children. You can write or draw. You have 20 minutes. Ghost, I would appreciate you do that on paper rather than my floor.”

Dex is angrily speed walking away. Ezra slammed his head onto the desk. Shade started colouring in lined paper with a red pen. Ghost continued carving the floor.

Get outside. Lean against the wall like the edgy teenager you are. Smooth back hair. Wipe away blood from face. Edgiest edgelord award acquired. Ezra is looking at Raven and Anders, very confused.

He ignored the question. "She bit my wrist. Don't they go for the neck or summat? Or 's that one of the stereotypes?" He flexed his fingers to prove a point; blood spurted from two puncture wounds. "Who are you?"

"I don't know any bird stereotypes. I just know cats like to eat 'em. You got any cats after you?" he smirked slightly. "Both."

He gave him a sharp toothed grin in return. "Not a fan of cats, then?" Ez nodded as though he'd use their names.

"I'd say the same, but that's not a stereotype that applies to me." He jumped slightly; his headphones were weakly singing again. "Hey, they aren't broken!" Cas isn't actually giving you 20 minutes he's just waiting until you're all bored and doing nothing again.

"Don't wanna be a pain. I break enough shit as is." He put them off because he's conversing. "And you sound jealous. Fancy a guy who's into girls or summat?" Don't worry he doesn't suck. Maybe.

“Most guys don’t talk about girls all the time. Most talk about… the size of their male anatomy and their bodily functions.” “Alright, times up. Now, please explain to me and the rest of the class how your creation represents you.” Ezra slammed his head on the table again.

“Not if you get to show off.” He said so with a straight face. “Ghost, what have you done on the floor?” “Your mum.”

He grinned again. “If you haven’t got any wolfsbane or silver, I think I could absolutely crush you in a fight. Not to be cocky or anything, but still.” LAUGH. Mine are snickering.

His pupils dilated, much like a cats. “That is amazing. Invisible bird boy. You’re like a budget superhero!” “Very you.” He said dryly. “Who’s next?”

“See? You’ve got your own stupid weakness. Like Superman but he can’t use his powers for long, so shit Superman. You should be famous by now, in some teenage girl type show where the main character is hot but the villain is hot too, and they both fall for some blonde who is also deemed attractive. She always goes for the good guy because that’s how it is, but people are still hyped about the whole thing. You’d be rich!” “Anders, Raven, and Alex; you cannot hide and be silent for the rest of your time in this school. What have you done?”

“I’ll try to remember that. Dex and Dexter sound stupid so… I guess you can choose.” He’s waiting.

“Usually I wait ‘till the second date, but you’re nice, so sure!” “So you have done nothing?”

Dex got out his phone. It’s a little bit cracked. Just a little. Castiel smiled back. “Excellent.”

(YAY) Typing. He’s smiling because he knows your character now. He’s just gathering information on all of you. “Your timetables are on the table in front. I would hand them out but I’d drop them, so if you can come and get them yourselves, that would be wonderful.”

(No you did not and those birds are c u t e - )

Dex proceeded to call him. Ghost got up and s l o w l y tore hers to shreds.

“Come on then, answer!” Ezra took his and began folding it. “How many times can you fold a piece of paper again? Was it seven? I’m gonna fold it more times than seven.”

“Mister President, Sir? You just gave your number to a werewolf who struggles to sleep. What if he video calls you in the middle of the night?” Ezra is folding paper. Shade is colouring paper. Ghost is tearing paper.

“So both of you are just going to be talking the whole night and sleeping in your lessons? Sir, think of the future!” Make some effort, this was supposed to be the funny class >:(

“Could both of you stop flirting?” Seraphina is in the doorway. “Mrs. Bryant wants to talk to both of you. Valeria is throwing up in the bathroom.” Dex gave a breathy laugh at that, looking at his wrist again. It had long stopped bleeding, but now looked mildly swollen and red. “Guess Lycan blood isn’t any good?” FINE. Let’s steal the spinny chair.

Is he scared he got caught flirting or scared of Opi Both are valid Seraphina rolled her eyes and walked away. Dex sighed. “Mood killer. I bet she just wants a statement from you or summin’. Or you’ll get a ‘don’t do it again’. Either way you’re off the hook, birdboy.” YES. The second he leaves I’m nicking it.

“If your dad tries to scrap you over it I’ll scrap him.” ✨We’re going to see plant lady✨ UH HUH YOU CAN’T STOP MEEEEE

“Would you scrap him if he killed me? Or is it too early in the series for our ‘I’d die for you’ plot line?” YES

Dex grinned the last smile he ever would before being utterly torn apart by a woman with blank eyeballs. MASTER PLAN IS BEING PUT INTO ACTION RIIIIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT NOW Ezra leapt from his seat and grabbed the chair, yanking it from the desk. “Shade, window!” “Already done.” Ghost smirked. Ezra swung himself onto the seat, and she pushed the chair so that it flew across the room. Shade made a ramp type thing with his shape-y abilities and made the window minutely bigger with a portal. Ezra proceeded to fly through the air and land on the ground without loosing any wheels or breaking any bones.

“Enter.” Okay quick so do we sit in those chairs or not Follow? That’s what Ghost and Shade are doing. Everyone wants a turn on the spinny chair.

“Sit.” Answers my question ig but you get to sit closest to her because I’m ✨scared✨ ✨follow the spinny chair✨

Haha >:) Also haha >:)

Dw babes I’ll keep u safe 😘 “Do you know why you’re here?” Shade is now in the chair being pushed around by Ghost and Ezra. Their feet don’t reach the ground. #shortpeople #short #shortpeopleproblems #😭

Dex nodded. “Why then?” “Because she probably gave the wrong story.” Might be having a mental breakdown in the bathroom he probably wanted the smart class not these idiots

“Then what’s the right one?” “… she was being a dick and went for ‘im? Then I stopped her and she scrapped me and I scrapped ‘er.” “Oh? Why did she go for you?” She looked at Riley, her hands clasped together. Yes, probably.

“So she started and you provoked?” Is he still in the class-

“You’re very good with your words. Can you defend your friend as well as you have done for yourself?” Dex went to argue, but she simply held a hand up to him. She wants to hear what Riley has to say. ‘Sorry 😬’ Is there anyone left or are the rest all spinny boys?

“Would you describe his actions as violent or necessary?” Probably spinny boys or probably t h e r e -

I did no such thing- “Good, good. Dismissed. Get back to your lessons.” WHICH O N E -

( W h y ) Dex is storming out and making sure to claw anything he can whilst doing so. C H O O S E They have moved to the yard. Ghost is on the chair.

(Why did you have heels though-) Is he just standing in the room- If you’re there than you get to be in the chair✨✨

(Why are you wearing them to school-) Good. Dex isn’t going back to his lesson. The chairrr ✨✨✨

(You lucky little things-) Because he doesn’t want to. He’s angry. ALL HAIL CHAIR

(How are they sexist-) But what- CHAIR FOR WORLD LEADER

( We are equally not allowed to wear anything-) He’s not going to look at him and go 🤪🐺 is he- PRAISE CHAIR PRAISE CHAIR

(Wtf) ‘Ha can make faces at Riley’ C H A I R