I mean ☠️ conversation starters am i right?

Legit uh whatever man like anything

If you have no ideas we could just see how it goes

Okie dok

Wait rq do they know eachother or just meet?

Mr Mad Jac is simply leaning against a building with a rag over his bloody and bruised face feeling sorry for himself because he lost a fight

He casually drops his rag and well, face revealed as he looks around trying to find it but yknow being half blind screws with vision

He blinked and smiled a bit "mmyeah youre right

He is now very giddy like the goofy idiot he is "yyyeaahhh youre right- next time ill just kick em in the crotch and get it over with"

"bbuuuut,, they always fight when its jail time for emmm-,,"

He squawks and presses against the wall "nnoooo

He tucks himself into a ball "Nooo!"

He wheezes in protest

He untucks "in my defense im not very big either"

"and in my defense if i cut my head off from the neck up we'd be the same height- i think-"

He smirks "i will not hush"

He completely froze in "woah he actually did it?!" and his body gets incredibly warm from embarassment

Before he ran off mister skunk hair man grabs him by the arm and just, quietly hugs the arm

He just, he seems so happy as he just hugs the arm

He hugs back just, quietly babbling incoherently in foreign language, well, ofc english isnt his first language if you hear the a c c e n t

He snorts pin joyus laghter then suddenly holds lil frosty's face and gives him a f i n e mouth smooch

He pulls away after at least 30 seconds, a big goofy grin on his face

He just curls up in a ball with him, so content rn

He give head kiss "now because that happened should go on date?" He realizes his stumble and corrects himself "should w e"

He chuckled softly "alright, nowww you pick" he grins

"hmmm, well date isnt limited to thatt, although that dpesntnreally narrow choices,,"

He thinks for a bit "orrr other way around" he smirks

He grins "settled?

"good" he gets up and literally outs lil frosty on his back

He laughs softly

"oh you shush it was adorable

He puts his coat on over alvin to hold him in place, and takes him back to living complex

They soon enter kind of an ew apartment building but once mr mj opens the door, oh my god it smells heavenly, and the inside is very nice looking, kind of emo/goth themed, the tinest bit messy but thats it, not even gross messy just stuff messy

he smiles and sets him down inside

He pause "wait nono darling no need" he stop him

"its okay" he smikes

"ggrrrrgrgrgrgr but then i feel badddd"

"ahh alright, thank you"

He smiles a bit

He become once again giddy, then he remembers "oh right- what we are here for-"

"aaaahhhhh shut it" he teases and ruffles his hair before standing up straight

He smirks and puts hand over his mouth

He chuckles "dont try me little man"

He lets go and scoop and hug

He giv breif snuggle before setting him down and going to kitchen area

He make thing

He return with snack for the beasty

"oh my god-"

"darling you didnt have to,,,"

He is just, heart melty "i- awh,,,

He smiles and give him plate of snack "welllll

"of course darling"

he sits next to him, quiet

He smiles back (okie dok

"of course (tis chill my dude

He raises eyebrows "ohhh?

He smirks "i see"

He leans closer "aww thats a shame that sounded fun"

"mhmmmm"

He smiles "yay" and he gives ze smooch

He just happily gave kiff

Ah yes the fruity makeout session proceeds

He just hugs him close while giving ze kith

He just hugged him close as continuing kith

He just holds him close, kithy

He smiles happily and just hug tight

He held gently

He was quiet

he just comfort

He quickly holds him close "shshsh darling whats wrong?