WHAT DO YA ****ING SEE IN HIM THAT NOW ONE ELSE CAN!?!? CAUSE ALL I SEE IS A TERRIBAL F*CKING PEACE OF GARBIGE DAD!!!!!!!!

I WANNA ****ING SMAK YA SO HARD RN

OMFGGGGGG YOU ARE F*CKING HIGH!!!!!!!!

*has a look on my face*

AND UR ALSO DRUNK WTF!? ARE YA DRUNK AND HIGH!?!?

HEHEHEHEHEH YES YA ARE UR BOTH WTF IS WRONGE WITH UUUUU Y CANT U BE NORMALE KEIGO!?!

YA KNOW WHAT SHIGGY DONT PAY ME EANOUGH TO DEAL WITH THIS SHIT! IM GETTING DABI!!!

YEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS *teleports Dabi in* Dabi: WTF AGAIN Y DO U KEEP DOING THIS! NOW I DO HAVE TO WEAR THE DRESS THEN Y DID YA MAKE THAT STUPID BET IN THE FIRST PLACE!? I THOUGHT U ALREADY LOST THE BET ANYWAY Dabi: THEY SAID I COULD HAVE ANOTHER CHANCE! YEAH AND IM NOT PAID ENOUGH TO TACK CARE OF UR DRUNKEN AND HIGH BOYFRIEND Dabi: wait he's both?! ohhhh goddddddddddd TwT

Dabi: Keigo really!?

Dabi: y are u like this to meeeeeeeeee TwT

LOL ENDEVOR IS NOT EVEN HERE Dabi: *grabs a feather* Do I need to do it? *u know what he means*

Dabi: THEN SHUT UP *still holding feather*

Dabi: *sighs* ur suck a baby when ur drunk... *pick u up*

F*CK I HATE AUTO CORRECT!!!!!!!)) Dabi: *holding u* *kisses ur forhead*

Dabi: just shush birdy

Dabi: I swear if u wine in the morning cause u gatta hang over I wont be happy...

Dabi: ya know what forget I said anything

Dabi: *chuckles* no

Dabi: HEY! DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO STRONG THAT SHIT IS!? *its HELLA strong* PLUS I SAID NOT UR ALREADY DRUNK ENOUGH AS IT IS!

Dabi: *tacks it from u*

Dabi: yeess

Dabi: *kisses ur head*

Dabi: no love I wont give u it

Dabi: *still had the feather* *licks it*

Dabi: *tack bottle of whiskey back*

Dabi: *lick the feather once more*

Dabi: STOP CHUGING MY F*CKING EXPENCEIVE WHISKEY

Dabi: I'LL DROP UR ASS IF YA DON'T STOP

Dabi: *rips it from ur hands, drops u, then drink the LAST of my whisky*

Dabi: *licks the feather he had in hand*

Dabi: then get down here f*ckhead

Dabi: welp ya asked for it *licks it again*

Dabi: *licks it again and starts walking over*

Dabi: then knock it off *has a different tone of voice*

Dabi: *smirks* remember who ur talking to *dominance drips from his vioce* cause ya might get hurt~ *he lick the feather*

Dabi: get up. now.

Dabi: NOW or I'll do it once more *now he wasnt asking nicely*

Dabi: *pulls out of ur hand before u could rip it*

Dabi: *makes a fire wall* *2 off ur feathers blew into the fire from the wind*

Dabi: S*IT! *stoped the fire before u touched it*

Dabi: *runs over and aggressively graps ur arm, piking u up from the ground*

Dabi: U KNOW WHAT I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF UR BULLSHIT! *has an aggressive tone* *he grabs u by the throat*

Dabi: *his grip around ur neck* Nock. it. off

Dabi: *burns one of ur feathers*

Dabi: *his hand is really tight around ur neck*

Dabi: *loosens his grip*

*later also ya passed out from the lack of air*

Dabi: *making sure ur doing ok*

Dabi: well hello sunshine _wrapping ur arm cause Toga thought it would be funny to cut ya*

Dabi: shhhh stop panicking *u notice some bruises on him but u dont remember that ur the one who made them*

Dabi: let me get ya something to drink Ill be right back *he kisses ur head, ruffles ur hair and leaves the room*

Dabi: *comes back with some apple juice* here love *he smiles gently*

Dabi: no of course not *kisses ur head* *u start to kinda remember where the bruises came from*

Dabi: why love? *sits down on the bed and pulls u into his lap*

Dabi: stay a bit longer for me? plz? *holding u in his arms*

Dabi: *kisses ur head*

Dabi: *smiling* *u remember where the bruises came from now*

Dabi: for what birdy *lol forgot about the bruises*

Dabi: O-o oh...

Dabi: its ok birdy... *has a soft tone*

Dabi: its fine Keigo

Dabi: ...

Dabi: ...

Dabi: well if ya wanna leave me all that much u can go *he unwraps his arms that were around u*

Dabi:...

Dabi: *lays head on ur head*

Dabi: *lays u down on the bed gently and covers u up with a blanket* *he gets up and goes to the living room*

Dabi: *lights a ciggy up and puffs some smoke*

Dabi: *siting on the couch and smoking*

Shiggy: *coughing* Mind blowing that in a different direction Dabi: Nahh Ill blow it where I want to *blows more smoke into his face*

Dabi: ur up already? *puff more smoke*

Dabi: *kisses ur head*

Dabi: *makes a heart shape out of the smoke* UwU

LOL I mean if I had the motivation i would have tryed)) Dabi: ^w^

Shiggy: TOGA I NEED HELP HOOKING UP WITH SOMEONEEEEEEEE Dabi: like any one would date u

Shiggy: O-o U-u O-o well I didnt think that ya would do it that fast

Shiggy: LETS GO THE :3