but its true- every time you make a mistake and Helpy falls, it sounds like you broke his neck/back/every bone in his body probably

"I Don't know! He was doing his job, trying to entertain the children and he just fell!"

(screeches in big saddo)

"I don't know why he's doing this- Wait, his ear twitched I think,"

(poke poke) "Are you alive?"

"Cool, we should get you a better goddamn job, like, I don't know, greeting the kids instead of making them scream and gasp-"

(looks at Lefty with the "Oh god, are we sure he's okay?" face)

"Erm, anyways Helpy, are you sure you want to keep snapping your neck? It's a much better idea to keep the kids happy than having them happy for 10 seconds before there's a panic about your broken neck,"

"Well, any broken bones, srsly tho, you need a different job-"

"Um yeah, but half the time you nearly die and we're all sitting here hopin' you're still alive. Half of the children who watched you fall are outside this room right now, Helpy"

"er, ok"

(looks at Helpy then at Lefty) Yup, I think he should try greeting the kids instead-

(pulls up a clipboard and writes on it, crosses some stuff out and stuff)