Rat:...who the hell are you,,

Rat:...im a dad now?! this wasn't in the contract it wasn't the nicotine and tobacco it wasn't my idea of adulting and dating wth?!

Rat:..well kid since im ur dad...do you mind getting ur dad a beer out of the fridge?

Rat: because im thirsty and sober- you know what it's fine *he gets his own beer*

Rat:...why are you sitting up there

Rat: oh,,,is it comfy?

Rat: i'm gonna start making pillows with my hair in it then jeez

Rat: what? whats funny

Rat: what? ((DONT HIS MOM DISOWNED HIM HOLY BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)

Rat: just tell me! ((SAY IT SAY IT)

Rat:....uh....*busts out laughing* UR RIGHT,,,SHES A FVCKING JOKE BAHAHAHA

Rat: *he's laughing so hard his face is red* that joke JUST MADE YOU MY FAVORITE PERSON

Rat: it truly did man

Rat: just because

he sleeps in nothing but boxers

teehee jk he sleeps in tidy whiteys usually teehe teehee (please kill me)

teehee teehee (im serious end my life right here right now)

teehee morning hair

hehehehaw