C: eat it

C. Kick it down wearing a big bird costume.

D: break logic by closing and opening the door at the same time.

C: give it sprite cranberry

E. Steal the door handle

C. Leave it and leave never go to that door again move to Mexico start a life as an accountant and use a British accsent and say remember that door 🚪 from 2019? (You are in the mere future)