:coughs up lungs cutely and crawls towards you: “mom said it’s… my… turn… on the…. xbox”

“AND I SAID FIVE MORE MINUTES” :thump:

for the xbox, yes.

would you not fight me for the xbox?

… would you perhaps wish to share? ez thinks he was born in a dumpster he doesn’t expect anything else

dead boy walking?

‘raven i need to ask you a question’ ‘mmm’ ‘are you dead’ ‘what? no i think i’d know if i was’ ‘😕’ ‘why are you looking at me like that’

this sounds great

‘can i go back to sleep’ ‘not until you answer’ ‘but i have’ ‘YOU HAVENT TOLD ME THE TRUTH’ ‘yES I HAVE IM NOT DEAD’

‘i’m just- i’m not dead, okay? i’m breathing, see-‘ ‘…’ ‘… oh shit-‘

‘let’s take you for an autopsy’

‘well kiddo, looks like you’ll outlive me.’ ‘that’s not difficult.’ ‘😡’

Raven goes to the Morgue “It’s cold.” he grumbled to Ezra, shivering in his coat. “Why are we here?” Ezra squeezed his hand. “See those dead bodies over there, Raven?” said Ezra, pointing at people who were lying flat on their backs. “You’re like them!” “But I’m moving!” “Exactly. You’re a special dead person, Raven. We’re here to find out why you’re dead, and maybe why you can still move and think and do whatever you want to.” Raven felt a little nervous, but he was brave. “Is that good? That I’m not like them?” “Maybe. Let’s find out!” Together, they walked down the hall on a brand new adventure.

IM GOING TO WRITE KIDS BOOKS

you can’t stop me >:)

Dexter bites a Civilian Ghost gets Drunk Ezra kills a Werewolf Cas has a Breakdown Tee hunts a Demon childhood classics

Cole drowns the Innocent (Limited Edition)

COLE HAUNTS THE ORPHANAGE COLE FLOODS THE TOWN COLE SUMMONS A TSUNAMI COLE DESTROYS THE CITY

COLE CAUSES CHAOS IN THE MASS EXPANSE OF THE UNIVERSE COLE FREES EVERY DEMON KNOWN TO LIFE COLE BECOMES GOD