Got bored, but I’m here to rant about the many ****ed up dreams I’ve had.

Ok so start with the most recent one I’ve had- So basically what I remember is being in this random soccer field with what I assume were some kind of classmates, and then this one girl starts talking to me, then I blink and I’m in the corner of a house two couches were next to me, one on my right and one on my left, so then it turned into a pillow fort, then the girl comes back again and we just chill, and there was something about a solar eclipse happening? And then I turn into a life sized emo puppet, that’s alive...? Then this girl starts ****ing SEDUCING ME and I’m like wtf, and I remember her saying “She’s most vulnerable in her ‘Dracula’ form(?)” which I assume was referring to life sized puppet me. And she ****ing sits on my STOMACH. And her family members like walk in and sit on the couches like nothings happening even tho were in the middle of the ****ING LIVING ROOM???!! And her brother says something and she like leaves, but I’m literally trapped in the living room, and then she comes back and-

Says something like “If you don’t let me seduce you, you won’t be able to see the lunar eclipse” and it just doesn’t work- and then I randomly appear in her hallway, listening to her conversation with her brother. Then I blink and I’m outside with her and my irl cousins and we’re like chilling on a hill right next to a road, the like she grabs my hand and says “we’re gonna be late for the solar eclipse!” And then we’re all chilling on a giant grassy hill in a park staring at the sky, and absolutely nothing is happening. Then I wake up. And I sit there like “isn’t there a theory that is you have a dream about doing ‘it’ with someone that means a ghost is trying to do ‘it’ with you?” And so then I’m like “does it work the same way for being seduced?” So basically I thought a ghost was trying to seduce me....like wtaf?!

Sorry I said ‘like’ so much-