Jade: s u s

Jade: oH. oKaY-

*Jade pats green with n o h a n d s*

Jade: did you not see the door or did the door shut right as you were tryna walk in/out?

Jade: oh, oof. Poorbean.

Jade: sO, wHiTe, wHaT wErE yOu dOiNg?

Jade: n o s a m p l e s .

Jade: g o o d for y o u

*Jade bonks white* Jade: stop taking samples or I'll b i t e y o u

Jade: n o

Jade: N O .

Jade: samples suck a s s

Jade: oh****- *insert tryna stay awake here*

*Jade passes out because there's literally no way to fight back from something inside of you*

(Double torture) *Brown is just watching while eating popcorn* Brown: white, did you know that Jade's a z o m b i e ?

Brown: but I'm not doing anything-

Brown: okay. *Brown is EYEBALLING JADE--*

Brown: for w h a t

Brown: how much did you put in them-

Brown: they're gunna be out for awhile- why not have some vodka?

*Brown hands white vodka* Brown: careful, it's s t r o n g -

Brown: forgot to mention, if you didn't know, vodka is very strong a l c h o l o l

Brown: o k a y

*Jade casually wakes up and coughs*

Jade: holy ****- we're gunna die.

Jade: ....are you drunk..?? *Jade is snickering*

*Jade bursts out laughing* Jade: omfg you are- *Jade can't stop laughing I-*

*Jade tries calming himself down and coughs* Jade: sorry, sorry. Continue.

Jade: Kay. What're you gunna do in the meantime, Mr.DrunkMan?

Jade: Go get some water, you're hiccing too much and I can't understand you. *Jade is on the edge of laughing his ass off again*

Jade: Sooo, why not untie us if you're not gunna do anything while you're drunk?

*JADE LAUGHS* Brown: do you need help, white-

*Jade is laughing so hard that he's crying* Brown: okay-

Jade: I CAN'T BREATH- I- *Laughing and crying continues*

Brown: shut up- Z O M B I E *Brown gives white some water casually*

*Brown bonks Jade but he's still laughing to the point his eye and mouth bleed-*

*Jade is laughing too much, he literally can't breath and he can't stop* Brown: there's something very wrong with the zombie now-

*Brown looks at white* Brown: can I untie the one with the donut?

*Brown only unties green because she doesn't trust z o m b i e s *

Brown: carful, zombie bites. *Brown drags white to a stretcher*

*Jade falls on the floor still laughing and b l e e d i n g *

*Jade stops, gets up, and wipes away the tears and blood* Jade: sorry, sorry. I just find that shit funny.

*Jades eye and mouth are still bleeding and he has a cough attack pt.4*

*Brown tackles Jade and he falls over* Jade: The- *C O U G H* ****- Brown: Z O M B I E >:(

Brown: N O *Brown is kicking the air because she wants to fight Jade and he gets up* Jade: why do you think I'm a zombie again...??? Brown: because you a r e a z o m b i e

*Jade heads to storage and sleeps in a box* Brown: LEMME GO >:(

Pink: wtf is going on-

*pink yoinks the needle out of green and picks brown up* Pink: brown, if you don't stfu I will make you my new torture and lab rat. Brown: f i n e . *pink puts brown down and brown just crosses her arms*

Pink: okay, g'bye. *pink casually walks away*

*pink picks jade up and goes to electrical* (Awh shit, here we go again)

*Pink ties Jade to the ceiling and just punches Jades stomach, causing him to throw up black goo*

*Pink put it in one of whites Jars (an empty one-) and closed the Jar*

*Insert pink making the Jar make sounds*

*Pink casually teleports behind white, gives him the Jar with Jades black goop, and walks away*

Pink: y e e

*Jade is literally awake and n o t happy*

Jade: being on the ceiling is the worst place to be-

*Angy Jade on ceiling sounds intensify*

*Brown is vibing right below Jade because m o c k i n g a z o m b i e *

Brown: You WISH you could bite me. Jade: stfu.

*Brown casually knocks Jade out and yeets him to pink* Pink: wh-

*Pink just yeets Jade at white* Pink: do whatever with him idfc.

*Pink walks away and Jade is literally kNoCkEd oUt-*

Brown: what does autopsy mean? *12 YO BROWN NOISES*

Brown: why would you do that tho?

Brown: but... we already know about humans in science.. >:(

Brown: Angels have b o r d w i n g s and a d o n u t over their head. Boom.

Brown: cAn I wAtCh??

Brown: t h a n k

*Jade is casually still knocked out*

Brown: yEaH

*Brown b o n k s green*

Brown: >:(

*brown watches teehee* Brown: oOoOoo. Pointy.

Brown: there is no god anymore.

Brown: sHuT uP, yOu dOn'T hAvE a sAy iN tHiS. *Jade opens his e y e s because a w a k e *

Brown: science class in space

Brown: I'm serious too, now calm tf down.

Brown: y e a h

*Brown watching and breathing intensifies*

Jade: why tf am I here-

Jade: BROWN, YOU SON OF A ***** Brown: AHAHAHAHAH

*Brown is just hitting Jade while watching white*

Jade: NO DON'T DO IT- ****IN- *ANGY JADE NOISES*

Jade: N O >:(

*ANGY JADE INTENSIFIES* Jade: omfg, when I'm untied I'm GOING TO KILL YOU

Jade: oh good, more reasons to kill you.

*Angy Jade noises continue* Brown: Jade stfu I'm tryna watch.

*Jade just gets more frustrated* Brown: oOoOo. B l o o d .

Jade: a h a h . H o e . Brown: STFU JADE

Jade: h a h a h

Jade: your mom's a hoe. :D

*insert Jade saying insults towards white here*

*insert MEGA INSULT HERE*

Jade: >:)

*Brown is looking at jade in s h o c k *

Jade: >:D

Jade: I- um- ****in- get back here-

*Jade groans and just goes back to sleep*

*Brown is just staring at both Jade and Green*

*Brown tries getting it out*

*Brown puts it in jades leg instead* Brown: t h e r e . Now it's where it belongs.

Brown: good morning! :D

Brown: so, um, white tried to stab you, and it kinda worked but didn't at the same time.

Brown: sTaBbEd yOu?

Brown: y e s

Brown: ...science class in space.....

Brown: ....it wasn't?

Brown: I dunno, the color of your suit reminds me of a f r o g .

*Brown just unties green casually*

*brown stabs jades leg again and leaves the knife in there*

Brown: WHAT? HE'S A ZOMBIE-

Brown: ow- oop- *Brown looks at green* Brown: that's probably not good.

(hMmMm....) *Brown proceeds to try and stop the bleeding with her smol h a n d *

Brown: wHy iS hE sTiLl bLeEdInG-

Brown: oH hI

Brown: dOn'T bLeEd mOrE.

Brown: tHaNkS.

*Jade suddenly wakes up* Jade: wTf-

Jade: brown, istg-

Brown: cAn'T gEt mE cUz yOu'Re tIeD uP, nOoB.

Brown: uhoh *Jade tackles brown* Jade: thanks green :D

*Jade smacks brown across the face and gets up*

*Jade for some reason felt nauseous for a second, and brown got up*

*Jade just stands in medbay because weirded out*

*Jade casually flops onto the hard af floor*

*Jade mumbles*