lol It's nine am for me

oh well for me you didn't wake up late so it be fine I wouldn't have been mad anyway I like, never see you offline meaning I never see you sleeping so you needed sleep

Well you need to be very well rested to bother people longer so I'm right and I'm gonna start the rp now

Blue J: nnnno...(rolls over)

Blue J: (opens eyes sighs) I'm not going to ask how you get inside anymore (sits up pets his head)

(lol my dogs do the same that's one way I learned my house was haunted) Blue J: I am awake, see? (pokes you)

Blue J: (laughs) I'm as awake as I can beeeeee! (another poke to belly of lava chaild)

Blue J: (boops him)

Blue J: I know (tickles him)

Blue J: I know (tickles him)

(ACK)

Blue J: nooooo (keeps tickling him)

Blue J: welp, my job has officially went from mob boss to babysitter (keeps tickling him)

Blue J: I'm just named after a bird. I'm...some kind of human thing. (stops tickling him)

Blue J: maybe I am just a bird in a skin suit! You will never know (picks him up puts him on her shoulder stands out of bed)

Blue J: I can fly too, maybe I am a bird (picks him up sets him on bedstand full of nerdy figurines and small power tools)

Blue J: yes you do you little genius (pulls hood over pajama shirt clicks tongue a pancake drops on his head) eat small child

Blue J: okay then (pancake disappears a small peice of ham drops on his head) there, eat that.

Blue J: you need to eat, it's pretty late in the morning child. I'm not gonna have you starve. (ham disappears) I need to make a quick stop and you have to come with me so get ready. We leave in around twenty minutes. I just need to pick something up, that's all. (she sits down at laptop and sends messages to someone)

(okee)

(okay you hacker I'mma turn you in to the government) Blue J: (is typing stands up turns laptop off) okay, now I know where to meet up (a leash appears out of no where attaches it to his collar) sorry bud, but it's either this or that baby cart

Blue J: not in any ways I know of. C'mon, we're gonna be late (opens door walks outside into hall makes it to front door gets outside on sidewalk)

Blue J: This is Skyfall, weird is the new normal. Yesterday I saw a snail at the bank, I even robbed him! He was pretty rich too! Walking a bunny would actually be considered pretty normal, and you count more as me watching a child since you can talk and have cognitive thinking to that of a human. I'm basically just babysitting a strange talking rabbit. That's pretty common here, considering I am also just a strange talking creature.

Blue J: naw that was just a common bird. Besides, murder and hit and runs are also pretty common here, usually they happen at the same time considering we don't have cars and most people ride these sort of llamas so..

Blue J: (sighs) not everyone here is immortal. Most people here are actual residents, only a few are given a second chance and brought here.

Blue J: I'll answer all of your questions. These towns are bad, yes. Did this place used to be a good planet? Yes, it was full of doctors who just wanted to give people second chances. Does everyone here count as a citizen or a creature capable of making decisions for themself? Not all of them, no.

Blue J: they have no where else to go. I mean they do, there are loads of planets in this dimension, but they aren't allowed to leave the dimension. This place is like the ghetto of all of the planets in just this galaxy alone. When you have no where else to turn to, you go here. Anyway, this is where we have to be (makes way behind store)

(sorry had to feed my animals I'm back) Blue J: wait here (drops leash walks over to a man takes money out of his hand slaps him walks back to lava bb picks up leash) done, let's go.

Blue J: him paying me like five weeks late. I sold them a candle made of melted then frozen snake organs. It was for some cult thing. I kept telling him to pay me but he never did until weeks after the meating they had.

(gack sorry I keep disappearing the kittens kept trying to escape so I had to put them back in the room they are staying in)

Blue J: that's right. Ew is right. Do you want to stop by some store or something. I can get you something for your good behavior. You've been good today.

Blue J: I didn't mean food. There are toy stores or just stores in general, not to mention places for kids. Also you have been very good today (pokes him slightly with foot)

Blue J: there are stores meant for people with certain powers or traits such as fire or lava. We can get you a fire proof toy.

Blue J: oh, you are too old for toys? (smiles leans down pokes his head)

Blue J: okay, whatever you say. We'll go back home then.

Blue J: (picks him up carries him) well, we need to stop by a store anyway..so too bad but we are going to a store.

Blue J: I'm sorry but I need to pick some things up. I need to buy or steal stuff to sell stuff. We are stopping by a antique store because those could be sold for a lot more due to how valuable they are. If anyone asks, you're my kid. (walks up to store opens door walks in is quiet) ew, it smells like old people and soap...

Blue J: because I'm actually broke and I sort or steal for a living sometimes. (walks over to iron chair) huh..if we could melt this down into a different thing it could sell for more, after all who wants a hundred year old iron chair?

Blue J: Do you want to go home. I don;t have money for this right now, plus I know you want to go back so..

Blue J: okay, but not in a store. We'll get kicked out, let's get back home and then you can

Blue J: maybe..

Blue J: not really, I rarely even eat

Blue J: yes, I do, I just have eating issues.

lol okee

lol I've recently lowered my eating to one thing a day later today if I remember to freaking eat I'm gonna have an orange