When da cramps so bad you just gotta rip off all of your skin and start mutilating your body

Me: rips out my female body parts Doctor: ok Me: kills everyone because im a cycle path and i have knives in my pockets*

But im a creep im a weirdo what the hazbin hotel am i doing here i dont belong here.

Bully: listens to musci that is not phonk Me: listens to phonk Bully: phonk for cornballs Me: unleashesthe true power of phonk and mangoes start shooting from my mouth and troll faces appear around me* never mess with a phonk listener. LE INHALE BOIIII

I fprgpt to take my meds todua

No i cant make a ****ing mai tai!!!!!!