Sunset was just walking around the town when suddenly she heard a sassy voice. “Out of the world’s way, dweeb!!!” Sally yelled. Her insults rarely made sense. Sunset just stuck up her middle finger. Sally noticed something....shiny on Sunset’s finger. “What’s that???” Sally called out “Oh, this???” Sunset asked, showing her the ring. Sally’s eyes widened, as she knew that could only mean one thing. Sally quickly ran off, knowing that more bad luck was to come.

Because It’s Not An ONION RING

I don’t do LOGIC