Nice choice.

:0

If you'd be a screaming squirrel, I'd definitely know it's you.

I appreciate air, whenever I take a deep breath it feels like I'm not dead.

O h.

You'd be one mean cat, honestly.

You tell me.

You claw me sometimes because I annoy you. I wouldn't put a hamster face down because that's annoying to think clawing somebody is funny.

You also, mess around and hit my face but end up hitting too hard, hiss like a crazy person-

No, not until you quit being a party pooper.

If you were, I'd live there.