that one person being me cause im about to talk shit so rank youll think im typing with my ass

being a homestuck fan is embarrassing as hell what do you mean i have to interact with people who say shit like "id let bro strider abuse me"

i genuinely wish hussie just kept making shitty problem sleuth spin offs it would hurt so much less

every waking day i have to interact with these people its another stupid "ermmm bro strider can pee on me ignore that my name is dave" ok please for the love of god shut up you say you want old men to defecate into your nostrils so much people continents away know about that shit

i dont know maybe im too woke or something but it gets a bit tiring to wake up to a gc full of unread messages from the same person talking about how much they want to have the full sex including the anal bundle at 4.99 with dad egbert while telling everyone to ignore the fact that their username is john egbert and their profile picture is john egbert and they set their pronouns might aswell be set tojeg/bert at this ****ing point like seriously if you want to have an incest kink at least say youve got the damn thing so i can block you and move on

dont just sit there saying the same shit and not elaborating at all because im the one having to read all those messages about piss

and trust me i dont want to be a troglodyte and put a list of rules on a groupchat that shits pussy but just for the love of god stop talking about piss like seriously you talk about urination like its a national ****in sport and youre racing to win that gold medal and/or shower and everybodys sitting there all like well damn whos gonna address the piss chronicles

aint nobody wanna address the piss chronicles let me tell you dude

so im not saying dont have a piss kink or whatever but at least be like hey do you guys maybe not like discussing in detail the traits of being sexually aroused by piddle before you go on your five page rant about how bad you want grown men to pass water on your face

be very vocal about being a supreme ****ing weirdo so people who dont like that can block you dont just drop subliminal hints like were conspiracy theorists ready to decode what you mean by "bro strider is so hot (ignore that my name and layout is dave strider from homestuck)" like aunt susan at the family dinner scolding you for listening to metal cause satan backtracks the vocals with his red hot ass

cause satans red hot ass can go **** itself with all the widdle and incest talk cause im tired of this shit

ok yea im done

moral of the story andrew hussie shouldve been aborted