-Night on Christmas Eve-
Untitled
Float
Great Big World
some Stella animation
Running Fire
A Very Speddy Potato Spedding
Ask a very drunk kitty
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-Golden-Days- 
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18.05.2021
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-Golden-Days-[OP]
18.05.2021 01:44
LinkKarmas had a bit to much Vodka and is open to asks and roleplay prompts
-Golden-Days-[OP]
18.05.2021 03:05
LinkKarma: t-there’s a lot of f-fuggin peeps in mah h-house *hic*
-Golden-Days-[OP]
18.05.2021 04:01
LinkEveryone went quiet at once- must really be the dead hours
-Golden-Days-[OP]
18.05.2021 15:27
Link(How the fück did this get over 200 comments?)
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Karma: j-just give it *hic* a minute to take effect. It’s f-friggin happy juice
( hav to type on one hand I got a toad in the other) Karma: n-naaaaaaaaah vodka is T-THE happy juice
Karma: I *hic* eat a lot of things. B-but not m-mi- micro- mi- -microph-phones
Those things are *hic* nasty
Karma: am an an-th-r-ro liger, a sp-species *hic* that doesn’t fuggin exist, and I can *hic* get drunk. The r-rules don’t apply to me an-*hic* anymore
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Karma: Y-yes-? Yes it is
(Sorry I forgot to put ‘karma:’ in the last comment lol)
(There are friggin frogs in my pond irl 😍) karma: *pulls out a spare vodka botte* youuu want some?
Awwwwwww i love frogs)
Sure *take the vodka chugging it down*
Just caught my cat pawing at them >:( ) karma: CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG!
And the roads keep trying to escape the pond >:( hut I won’t hold them vaporize any long as long as the cat doesn’t try and eat them I’ll let em go) karma: WOOOOOOOO
I have to keep the frogs in the pond cuz the cats trying to eat em and he knows he’s not supposed to because he stops when I get close) Karma: *takes another swig of vodka, leans on [character name (you never told me)] and flirts more*
oof)
oh srry about that lel the name of my OC is z)
*flirts*
Ok cool :3 also I found a bunch more there are like ten now) Karma: *flirts with a suggestive movement*
Karma: *runs her finger down Z’s chest to try and get his attention* look at *hic* me!
Karma: fine! *mwa! Kiss him instead* (lol drunk karmas every an idiot or a flirt)
I see a wild drunk oc and now I want to rp with dem cause yes))
Shade: "what kind of alcohol do you like?"
Shade:"ya know my creator also drew alcohol as furries like us" =^
Karma: *drunken giggles* I-I’m not a liquid! C-cats are liquids! I’m d e f I n a t l y not a cat
Shade: "I have both good and bad ideas now, just cause your drunk and it's fun to f*ck with people while their drunk"
Bourbon: *appears and kicks shade in the back knocking the 7ft tall beast to the ground* "don't listen to the damn wolf-dog..."
Shade: "wtf Bourbon?-"
Bourbon: *standing on top of Shade* "hello I'm Bourbon" :3
Shade: "this is one of the 2 alcohols"
Bourbon: "Quite wolf"
Shade: >:( "nO-"
Karma: *nods slowly, you can SEE the gears turning in her head* c-can I *hic* drink y-you?
Bourbon: *blushes slightly* "I-..."
Shade: *growls at bourbon*
Bourbon: "Zip it wolf"
Shade: "you'll be saying that when I got you pinned on the ground"
Bourbon: *takes out his revolver* "don't do anything dumb wolf"
Shade: "yea yea now get the hell off of me!"
Bourbon: *gets off of Shade and growls at him*
Karma: *many drunken giggles, she didn’t understand why her question, which she couldn’t remember anymore, made the two fight, but it was funny*
Shade: *looms over Bourbon and growls at him*
Bourbon: "I hate you with every bone in my body..."
Shade: "g o o d but where is Absolute?"
Karma: *sits down on her couch, taking another swig* y-you two should get a f-fuggin room!
Shade: "I don't like tobacco chewers"
Bourbon: "and no one likes an alcoholic wolf"
Absolute: *appears out of thin air leaning on her axe* "Hey~ oh did not realize it was not just bourbon and shade" =^
Karma: *after another swig* wassup *hic* fugger! You want some *hic* booze?
Absolute: >:) "OH GOD YES!"
Bourbon: "no booze after what happened last time-"
Absolute: "shut your trap and lemme drink bourbon" ¬, ¬
Shade: "yea bourbon let her drinkkk"
Absolute: "HELL YEAH!" *chugs it*
Bourbon: "uh oh"
Shade: "damn okay"
((ight here is genders if ya wondering:
Absolute is a girl
Shade is a guy
Bourbon is a mans))
Absolute: *grabs her axe and the now-empty vodka bottle* "I have a dumb but fun idea"
Shade: "don't do it-"
Bourbon: "people do things they regret while their drunk"
Shade: *has a funny idea* "hehehe bourbon~"
Bourbon: "didn't I say don't do anything stupid?-"
Shade: "yea you did but give me a sec tho" *disappears*
Absolute: *semi-drunk confusion* "wdym Karma?"
Absolute: "ehh nevermind" *hugs Karma*
Bourbon: "heh, cute not always tho"
Shade: *appears with a bottle of Bourbon Whisky* "Bourbon~"
Karma: *not fazed by the person hugging her, if not slightly turned on, but only slightly.* w-what *hic* you got there s-shade?
Absolute: *nuzzles Karma a little bit*
Bourbon: "What do you wan-OH HELL NAW!"
Shade: "mmm yes" *opens the bottle*
Bourbon: "don't you ****ing dare"
Karma: *is focusing more on absolutes movements. If she were sober she would have pushed the fücker off her but drunk!karma? Nah, snuggle time
Absolute: *happily wagging her tail*
Shade: "mmm to late" *Chugs the whole bottle of bourbon*
Bourbon: *terrified doggo sounds* "Go f*ck your self!"
Shade: *Russian accent intensifies* "Only if you watch me~"
Bourbon: "NO!"
Absolute: *gets up definitely drunk but grabs her axe* "Bad Shade go to horny jail!"
Shade: *point to the bourbon Whisky* "hey bourbon you taste good~"
Bourbon: *curls up into a ball in the corner blushing*
Absolute: *throws her axe at shade* "go to horny jail"
Shade: *barely catches it* "WTF?-"
Karma: *made a very slight sad noise when Absolute got up* “c-come on, let me be *hic* horny~”
Bourbon: "You deserve that jackass"
Absolute: "the wolf dog takes things to a different level"
Shade: "I have flustered everyone" ¦^
Shade:=^ "I have ideas"
Bourbon: *loads his revolver* "no you f*cking don't"
Absolute: *grabs her hatchet* "I will kill you if you do anything stupid and horny got it"
Shade: "or nevermind!"
Karma: *is missing Absolute cuddling her but doesn’t wanna say anything about it*!
Absolute: *walks up to shade and pets him* "good boy"
Shade: *very confused wolf* "I-okay then"
Bourbon: *sets his gun down* "looks like she got it"
Karma: *mildly uncomfortable being alone and kinda horns in the couch*
Shade: "Ight stop petting me and go cuddle your girlfriend"
Absolute: *stops petting shade and sits next to bourbon petting him instead* "I have a girlfriend?-"
Bourbon: *happy boi*
Absolute: "what kind of vodka is that?-" *still petting bourbon*
Bourbon: v^^v *tail wags happily*
Shade: "bleh dogs"
Karma:“Strawberry Smirnoff” she stated “bottles *hic* half empty”
Bourbon: *growls* "damn Russians"
Shade: *offended* D:<
Absolute: "shut it bourbon"
Karma: *giggles* Im not *hic* Russian *still craving affection*
Absolute: "Shade is though" *growls slightly at bourbon*
Shade: *Snarls at bourbon*
Bourbon: "Im gonna do something ima regret"
Karma: Nah nah nah *hic* don’t fight, just come over here and ‘cuddle’ me
Bourbon: "I'm not gonna fight him relax" *disappears*
Shade: *a very low growl*
Absolute: *gets up and cuddles Karma*
Karma: *cuddles into Absolute, trying to figure out how to escalate this a bit more*
Shade: =^ "I'm gonna go relax outside for a bit" *walks outside*
Absolute: *cuddling her happily*
Karma: *nuzzles Absolute with a purr, tail flicking behind her*
*her tail wags a bit and her blushing was covered up by the fact she had been drinking*
Karma: *nuzzles into her chest floof, putting her arms around Absolutes neck*
*her blushing was now noticeable cause she was thinking horny things that could happen*
Karma smirked just a bit, propping herself on Absolute a bit more
Karma: *looks up into Absolutes eyes. She was trying to pull of a lustful look but the alcohol was probably making it hard to look anything but completely drunk*
Karma: *slowly biting softly up and down her neck to find the sensitive spot*
*She moaned quitely making sure that if Shade was still outside he wouldn't be able to hear her*
*Karma, now having found the spot, started to very gently bite and suck on it*
(Sorry haha I fell asleep) Karma: *continues to bite and lick that spot*
“Well drunk you is,,yeah no at least drink like some water or something”
eeoeooeoeoe ima use sprouttttttttt!)
Sp: karma?! i thought i told you to stop drinking that much-
Karma: w-what? *hic* I haven’t drank thaaaaat much, just like f-*hic* five- six bottles maybe
Karma: nooooooooo-*hic*oooooo I’m having a fuggin party! *there’s literally Nobody else in the entire house*
Karma: *grabs SP by the arms* fuggin pink fairies man *walks away giggling
Karma: happy *hic* juice isn’t bad f-for you! It’s a-amaz- ama- amazi-ng
Karma: but I don’t wanna be soberrrr. Sober me’s *hic* a fuggin dick!
Karma: *cuddles into them, having a bit of a blush herself, but that’s just from the booze*
UwU what now? Don’t wanna wake her up yet cuz I wanna do a ask Hangover!Karma lol)
Lol basically Karma dealing with a hangover the next morning (if you don’t know what a hangover is basically when someone gets drunk they have a day of withdrawal time where everything hurts and life is pain)