awake
by:
DawnhallowIsHere 
367
367
14.08.2023
35 comments
DawnhallowIsHere[OP]
14.08.2023 14:01
Linkthou seest, i wast dragged away to a far away land on an expidition i wast not forewarned of, to visit a grandmother that wast not mine own
DawnhallowIsHere[OP]
14.08.2023 14:02
Linki didst not merely vanish into the mist once more
this, i didst not foresee. nevertheless, i shant decline thy offer
If the world be an unstoppable force of terror and change, then we art immovable objects against it. T'ill death shalt we part!
Fie! Didst it not sink in? No more saying cuss words! T'is inappropriate and violent!
If thou sayest a cuss word, then thou art going to jail. And thou dost not want to go to jail! If thou goest to jail, thou wilt be forced to eat only broccoli and vegetables for the rest of thy life!
THOU DOST NOT WANT TO EAT VEGETABLES. Many of thy kind enjoy sweets, and I presume thou art merely the same. While I myself don't mind the bitter taste of vegetables, I do not wish to goeth to jail. And it is ILLEGAL!
Cumberslawg, I hath entrusted a goblin with 14 scrolls of untold ancient wisdom incomprehensible by those of mortal blood, and get what he performed the moment I gave them to him. 😭
My, oh my! What ever couldst've made thee entrust such a being with such knowledge!
Who e'er couldst use even ONE of a such pow'rful totem bestowed by such a pow'rful folk, and have the arrogance to use it so immediately?!
E'en so! He opened a scroll that could harbor any destructive pow'r of the universe within seconds of receiving it!
