I wrote a song on a tortilla Actually it was kinda a wrap

How do dog catchers get paid? By the pound

Not me searching up extremely funny jokes

riper snifle sniper rifle with weird switched around letters

*i spy the CORNFIELDS*

well one time i was cleaning my moms room (she asked me to) and i was picking up the laundry and uhm i picked up a shirt it had something in it and when i checked it out it was a huge dildo, i ended up throwing it at my mom (she was sitting on her bed) cuz i was really surprised.

Literally me when i draw an full body human: https://youtube.com/shorts/0HhD-7bw9_Y?feature=share

Banana farted but chickens poop and mans fart too much. Plus i criminal farted :D. I say farting and pooping at the same time is possible.