WHAT THE SIGMA

respond right now or im stealing your kidneys

hiii !! ;333

i mean i have a whole library of boykissers...

lets spin a wheel !! (you do the wheel its 10 am over here and im barely functioning because is spent the night drawing and posting on tiktok) PLEASE

ERMMMMM dion ezra luka farris (theres more but my lazy ass cant think of them so here ya go!!)

NOPE YOU PICK !!!!

YESSSSSSSSSSS

NO *runs away* SPIN A WHEEL

YAY

SKEEBEEDEE WHAT DID YOU GET FOR MY CHARACTERS? <3

SKEEBEEDEEEEEEEEE

gay

CHAT IM BACKKKK

YAYYYYYYYYYYY

WAAAAAAA FINE YOU LEGO PIECE :'C

HERE R SOME PROMPTS THAT GOT GENERATED Soma and Ezra meet when Soma finds Ezra's lost pet. Soma giving Ezra a piggy back ride. Soma has offended Ezra in some way but doesn't realize it. Ezra knits an ugly sweater and forces Soma to wear it. Soma with a hangover, but Ezra is feeling fine. THESE R SO RANDOM LMK IF YOU NEED OTHER OPTIONS

okay !!!!!!!!! yuo start because my bigass is finishing lunch

OKAYYYYYYY GLL

YOU CAN DO IT

HELP SOUNDS SILLY LETS DO IT!!

OKAYYY )) Ezra had happily hopped over to a bar, speeding up once in a while. he liked the snacks there, to be honest and he was very very good at drinking lots of alcohol. Just don't let him drive !! He glances behind to make sure that Soma wasn't too far behind him.

"Come on, smile a bit!" Ezra whines "You're gonna feel even worse if all you do is frown!" He takes his hand "Let's hurry up, we're almost there!"

"Yeah! That's the spirit!" Ezra cheers "okay, it's right around the corner!"

Ezra turns the corner and opens the door, relishing the feeling of the familiar air condition hitting him. "Let's look at the week's specialty!" he chirps, hurrying over

"Hmm..." Ezra squints a bit, reading the menu with much excitement

"Of course there is!" Ezra scoffs "C'mon, read the menu with me!" his eyes linger on one certain drink "hmm, this one seems pretty strong!"

He orders some random snacks and two drinks, stopping to yap a bit with the bartender. he smiles happily, clearly giddy

Ezra started his beer marathon, absolutely going wild while chugging lots of glasses of beer (ME WHEN I GROW UP)

Ezra was still coming for more, drunkeningly calling out "waiter waiterrrrr!~" As he waves for more. He smiles stupidly, ordering more and more glasses

"more please!!!!" he giggles, handing in more money. The beer flow was infinite, and Ezra seemed to be enjoying it. (me n bro when we're 21)

Ezra sets down his mug and sleepily looks over at Soma "Yuhhh?" he smiles

"WHYYYYYYY??!!?!!" Ezra whines, grabbing another glass of beer "pLEAse JUST A LITTLE LONGER???"

Ezra starts throwing a fit like a little child, downing more beers (me fr)

I'd do backflips )) After one more glass of beer, Ezra looks outside, 'damn, it's dark. Who turned off the lights?!?!?!' he thinks He looks at Soma, and looks outside again. Something told him it was time to get going

Ezra, being the (sigma) friend he is, drags Soma out the door after paying.

Ezra struggles to drag Soma on the ground, but fails miserably. As a "reasonable" person would do, he dials some random saved number and lets it ring

"we're at the bar...yah....im not drunk!" he mutters in the phone. "pleasse come pick suu upppp!" he says before hanging up. "i'm sleepy..." he declares and tries to fall asleep (me too)

Ezra was almost out cold when Luka drove over and opened the door. "Wow, you guys are WASTED." he frowns

Luka ends up carrying Ezra to the car and shoving him in, before coming back for Soma and helpig him up. "How do you feel?" he asks (you can tell he really loves Ezra...)

Luka helps him into the car and closes the door before dropping them both off. He carries Ezra out, and comes back to help Soma.

Luka tucks both of them in their respective sleeping areas and leaves, locking the door. At this point, Ezra was deep asleep

It's not that Ezra was an alcoholic, it was just that he enjoyed drinking !! (very valid) He slept until late morning the next day, and awoke to notifications appearing on his phone

Ezra checks his messages, and they were filled with Luka scolding him for being so irresponsible and stupid. He got up and wobbled to the kitchen, his hangover no THAT extreme

Ezra was busy looking through the kitchen, looking for stuff to eat

Ezra turns around to see Soma. "oh, Soma!" he smiles "how are you feeling? Do you need any help?" he asks

He continues yapping a bit "i got some hangover soup...and wait! I have candy? Whattt??? Last time I had candy was like- a month ago...." and so on...

REALLL