1.I hope this won’t sound impolite Or come across as too forthright But even though you seem alright, I... Think I’m better than you! 2.Now please do keep this thought in mind That’s just my personal conviction 3.You’re smart and fun, you’re sweet and kind I’d call our friendship an addiction 4.Your shoes are shined, your breath dulce 5.But still I find I have to say, I… Think I might be better than you! (character change) 6.You seem impressed with what you’ve shown But I don’t find it that compelling 7.You’ve sung my praise but not your own And well, I think that’s pretty telling 8.But while we’re on the subject of How I’m superb and leagues above, you Ought to know I’m number one (taken by me)9.I know that might be hard to swallow (La La La La...) This hurts you just as much as me (OooOooOooo...) 10. But when this song is sung then you and I’ll know That you’re just a nobody~ 11.Well friend I don't know what to say! 12.Try starting with your resignation! 13.Let's end this in the fi