I’ll help-

I have a specialty in BURNING NOODLES- *he said death eying his stomach*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I will make fredbear chomp on your head like a candy bar dont try me-

Okay I will drag you by the wing all the way back to fredbears diner

*lemme get my tea and sip sip*

With so can I- *looked him dead in the eye*

(I meant so can I but I just woke up like an hour ago so my mind is a bit fuzzy)

(i am the creator of stupidity)

*sip sip*

I get got burnt- 😔 When I started working at fnaf 6 the place ****ing burnt down and henry left me to burnnnnnnn

But eh- I still rebuilt Fnaf sl and recovered the animatronics because I m p o o r-

(Yes I get got burnt 😔)

Anyways back to boiling your children

I would willingly do that too-

Also when you burn I refuse to take care of the 7 psychos

*sip sip*

OH HELL NO I STILL AINT- I GOT MY OWN KIDS TO TAKE CARE OF- HAUNT ME ALL YOU WANT

IM ALREADY BEING HAUNTED BY THE LITTLE SHITS AT FNAF SL

*sip sip*

NO TF YOU AINT- THERE ARE KIDS IN THERE-

Bruh

Aren't you gonna kill em

NO TF YOU AINT THATS MY HOUSE I DONT WANT T9 MOVE BACK IN WITH ALL OF YOU-

TO*

*Sips le tea while eating popcorn*

NO LIZZY IS- I dont wanna go back to the dress up monster- And the so called “toast king”

What happened to the Afton Family? I can read you all an bedtime story about your past >:D

Okay uhm *Ahem* UwU

*sip sip*

There were 3 loud, curious, annoying kids. The oldest one (Terrence) was hated by his father............

I mean they aren’t wrong-

Elizabeth died from not listening to her father............ and going to circus baby because of ice cream -_-...............

The last child (Le crying child) Chris got killed by his big brother Terrence...........

Lol no regrets

Damn dude is this a library or sum shit

Terrence was abused by his father because he killed Chris...........

YESSIR NOW SHUSH!

Damn that hit hard-

THE END!

I had to watch all you guys die mannnn

I lived longer then all of you- im so smart https://ibb.co/JdrBk1X

Well if you had just asked politely for me not to kill you I would have put you down 😳😔

I'm just reading this- xd-

SIKE I LIED- Lol you right I didn’t care enough to listen F R E D B E A R W A N T S A K I S S

No I heard you I J U S T D I D N T C A R E

STOP FIGHTING! THAT WAS LITERALLY THE PAST! Haven't you hear to, "Focus on the present" Seriously you guys act like little kids -_-

No estoy siendo grosera

*Concerned noises*

Ahora, chicos, ¿pueden llevarse bien?

Isn’t he a little kid though ¡No digo que no me importe eso! Estoy profundamente agradecido por lo que me has dado y no estoy ignorando el hecho de que era un idiota. También había mucha presión de grupo, aunque no quería parecer un cobarde.

Ah, okey

Mucho mejor UwU

meow i just ate lunch lmao

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!

No it was a pure act of stupidity

-_- have you forgotten about ur history?

UM UM UM P O T A T O 😳😳 What do you mean did I forget?

YOU KNOW WHAT! I'm done by have a nice li- or right you never had a life.

Not a good one at least

Your an grandpa now child TwT

Tf no I aint

Goodnight I hope you get bad dreams about ur past UwU

Oh please child

But I aint- William is but I aint