Bad person: *dodges* fuq u. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Me: *calls the popo*
Popo: *arrests the bad person* ur under arrest for being a pedo. *takes the bad person to jail*
Me: yey, the choilds are safe! ^w^
Me: oh noes!
Popo: *arrests the person dat wants to take the childs* you at under arrest for trying to assault and rape children!
Rapist: oh noes, I lose. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)