Silly stuff lmao
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fireminx13[OP]
29.01.2023 04:27
LinkOscar: Wade... How do I begin to explain Wade?
Monty: Wade is flawless.
Morale: I hear their hair's insured for $10,000.
Chase: I hear they do car commercials... in Japan.
Jace: One time they punched me in the face... it was awesome.
Oscar: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Wade: Nope, absolutely not.
Monty: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Morale: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Chase: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
Jace: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.
Oscar: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
Wade: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Monty: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Wade, learn to listen.
Morale: What if it bites itself and I die?
Chase: That’s voodoo.
Jace: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Wade: That’s correlation, not causation.
Morale: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Chase: That’s kinky.
Oscar: Oh my God.
Oscar: Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.
Wade: Okay, but what is updog?
Monty: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.
Morale: Not, that’s a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.
Chase: No, that's an update. You’re thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.
Jace: Surely, that’s Uppsala, where’s updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.
Oscar: That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.
Morale: You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.
Monty: No, that’s an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway.
Wade: What’s a henway??
Oscar: Oh, about five pounds.
Oscar: Time for plan G.
Wade: Don’t you mean plan B?
Oscar: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Monty: What about plan D?
Oscar: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Morale: What about plan E?
Oscar: I’m hoping not to use it. Chase dies in plan E.
Jace: I like plan E.
Oscar: Who the **** added me to a ****ing group chat?
Wade: >:O language
Monty: Yeah watch your ****ing language
Morale: OKAY WHO TAUGHT MONTY THE **** WORD?
Chase: 'The **** word'.
Jace: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Monty: Oh my god they censored it
Chase: Say ****, Jace.
Monty: Do it, Jace. Say ****.
Oscar: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Wade: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Monty: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
Morale: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Chase: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Jace:
Jace: I have emotional scars.