*inhale* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaAAAAAAHHHhh *coughs up a lung*

idk, maybe like a sister relationship, but i would accept that cousins, maybe? idk

Volley my baby i'm calling her Volley and nobody can stop me

go for em

oh damn that sure is a revelation and i'd seen the post about that not being your real voice... which i'd "kind of" suspected

and second a friend asked me if a friend would do roblox with me but- wait a second a friend asked me if i'd do roblox iwth her but ithink she died so why not warning though i tend not to do very serious roleplays anymore, i always screw around and do random shid

yeah, i can i feel like i oughta be more shocked but uhhh well, now i know the reason i thought you were a girl when i first noticed you existed, heh and good, because it's gonna get weird especially if i use Green

yeah, makes sense maybe i've gone numb from the shock of my new pink baby.... i don't think i'll be able to feel anything for a few days... heheheh oh god

and yes randomsnesses

nope because i can never say anything apart from "Character exists in a world, in a country, in a city, in a house, thinking 'lmao look a rock'"

k

Green: (floating upside-down in the air, because yes) hey whatchu doin

Green: i will always scare everyone exactly like that what were you reading anyway? (she was still upside-down)

Green: buddy if you weren't reading porn you better tell me, because that's what i'm going to assume unless you tell me

Green: well that answers that (floats over and picks up the magazine, turns it upside-down so she can look at it)

Green: (floats over him) lmao no (starts reading the thing) ((it better not be some shetty fanfiction))

Green: magic boat huh? (finally flips over to be floating up-right)and it's shut down...

Green: (drops the magazine onto his face) well idk about you but i wanna get me some of that

Green: doesn't mean it doesn't exist somewhere

Green: yeah boi!

Green: so where is it

Green: nice let's go then :D (floats to the door, opens a portal and floats through, it took her outside the door, why she didn't just open it god only knows)

((of course)) ((mario tunnel noise *blbllblbLBLbl* transition time)) Green: damn what took you so long? (crap-eating grin)

Green: (her grin increases in size somehow, oh, she knows she could've) Green: (serious times now) so, boat, where?

Green: >-> so i am well what're we waiting for? let's get in there ((and probably blow some shit up))

Green: (floats around looking at everything) i wanna steal this and this and this and i just wanna stare at that... done staring! i wanna steal it all :>

Green: you're ****ing with me if you think i'm not stealing that (zips over to at least stare at the book before disrupting its resting place)

Green: i really wanna touch that...

Green: :> (summons a golden ring under the book and lifts it up, grabbing it with her free arm when it was close enough, then the ring disappears)

((wait it could have just done the portal thing where they put the portal under the book then catch it- yeah let's do that instead, same outcome but why not))

Green: if i turn you into something that has teeth and i'm a cat, witches have cats right? that's close enough! (opens the book quickly, her eyes hungry for potential power and ways to frick with someone)

Green: not if i turn you into a lamp lmao (reading through the spells)...CAN i turn you into a lamp...?

Green: hmmm (looks up from the book) i now know how to explode an entire country and yes.. i can turn you into a lamp.. eh but that's boring wanna blow up a country?

Green: ok fine... you pick something then (gives him the book) something fun uwu

Green: (shrugs and gains a look as if to say "wtf did i expect") (summons a ring and hits you in the back of the head with it, then it disappears)

Green: (picks it up and fixes her mouth) i'll have so many profanities to throw at you once my brain catches up....

Green: nah (flipping through the book) hmm... i could set you on fire, i could drown you... i could do that without magic.... i could teleport you into the center of the earth... AND I COULD BRING YOU BACK TO LIFE AFTER! :D but no... hm m m m (casts a spell that puts his tail on his forehead)

Green: wonderful

Green: eheheheh h m m m ((oh boy)) (turns him into a table) yes, brilliant

((i imagine him going: *angry table noises* lmao)) Green: (turns him back, his tail is also where it should be) now wut...? H M -

Green: i know (turns his legs into table legs) now you won't ((back to the table, are we?))

Green: (turns him into a fish, but chill she also made a bowl of water because she's not that sadistic.... totally) i have the uncontrollable urge to consume you now

Green: (walks up and sticks one arm in the bowl, swishing it around and disturbing the water) (demon cat face) =3

Green: (pauses for a moment) so does this make you a Gold..fish...? (laughs at her own joke for a moment, then stops and keeps torturing the fish)

Green: oWiE D: (takes arm out of the water) how did that hurt me <-<

Green: (turns him back)

Green: rE E Ee

Green: you have no idea what that does! for all you know it could... uh... i dunno! and no (grab book)

Green: if that explodes... (escapes wit the book)

Green: no and you don't know :)

Green: no-

Green: how about... no :3 (gets off the boat with the book)

Green: too late i already did

Green: :>>> mine

Green: (pushes him down by his face) my book now (portal again :D) (jumps in and goes back to the house)

((eheheheh)) Green: (floats upside-down again) now let us see

(all the furniture was on the ceiling) Green: (is just sitting on the couch) ah look what the cat dragged in oh, right, i'd rather toss it back out heheheheheh

((just to clarify: Green is also on the ceiling))

Green: (thinking about what to do to him) hmm... got it :> (flipping through the book) oh boi what's this? (starts doing like a bunch of spells)

Green: (she's cast like 80 spells for transformation on him, so he was basically a hellspawn) (he kinda had the body of a bear... or maybe a boar... or both, definitely big ole deer antlers because why not, funny enough his tail was the same, and his back feet were hooved) Green: (stares at her work proudly) someone should hire me to create abominations :3

Green: rise my glorious creation (tosses a ring at him)

Green: (waves from the ceiling) yo

Green: oh, you know.. just h a n g i n g a r o u n d

((New subscriber: roblox sans life)) ((...why?))

Green: yes i am... and you are... and that's not all (drops a mirror through a portal on the ceiling that travels to where he is) i've been pretty busy

((i don't know..)) ((youtube notification)) Green: ah just messed around some with this (holds book out)

Green: get used to those, i'm not changing you back until i get bored of- (she dropped the book) ****

Green: (floats off the ceiling) don't you dare... bad hellspawn! bad!

Green: good luck fittin through the door

Green: dammit

Green: ... i am danger noodle ....now how do i move...

Green: oh when i get my slither-y ass over there... hmmm... big brain (figures out how to move and starts slithering at him) ima whoop yo ass

Green: (manages not to get crushed under the book, then wraps herself around it) dammit no hands... still mine!

Green: neither can you

Green: you goddamn idiot (summons several rings and they hit him, since she can't slap him across the face at the moment)

Green: you deserve that... now let me see if i can (uncurls from the book and opens the cover with her mouth)....wow, great, that was so effective (starts pushing at the pages to open the book futher) fdjanfnkgnkjasfsvkjnkasv

Green: shut up (manages to get to the right page) thank god (turns herself back first, taking the book and landing on the ceiling, then turns him back) :>

Green: (sitting on the ceiling couch again) yup :> how's the weather down there?

Green: hey, i did this one a while ago, i love my sky-couch

Green: i still remember how to kill a man with a toothpick you little shit

((oof, bye m8))

((i return *anime poses*))

((i can still kill you with a toothpick))

Green: (pulls out a toothpick) 😳

Green: a toothpick and i am fully prepared to kill you with it

Green: oh, i'll manage, if you get up here

Green: then you don't get killed with a toothpick uwu

Green: (still sitting on the sky couch) :)

((i imagine all the doors are tiny af because both of them are tiny af lol))

Green: (lays on the couch) ((bruh Green is such a crackhead, u on the couch on the ceiling bruh))

Green: (readin the book)

((lmao shorty can try)) Green: (bored) (puts the book under the couch so it don't just fall and go plonk) (gets back on the couch) :P

Green: oh god what the hell is about to explode this time??

Green: GOLD I SWEAR IF I HEAR YOU BLOW ANYTHING UP I WILL STRANGLE YOU!

Green: (rolls eyes) sure, whatever nutsa- i mean nutcase

Green: somewhere

Green: or whhattt?

Green: i still don't believe you remember that spell without the book

Green: aw yeah danger noodle time

Green: (danger noodle noises)

Green: (snek shrug) i dunno bro you still pretty short tho lmao

Green: or what? you'll magically come up here and rip my head off? nah, heheh

Green: :>

(oh crap i died... oh crap 100th comment) Green: a place. preferably in this room